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lol whatever makes you feel better, virg. I'm still not joining your gay clan, nor am I buying you computer parts, nor am I going to stop banning you on TKE ;D

oh yeah, and crying to me for half an hour won't make it so I won't ban you. You tried that already, remember?

-1 Admin None ServerMessage [22:37:46] [Admin: Odin] why do i always gotta ban you, virgo?
-1 Admin None ServerMessage [22:37:53] [Admin: Odin] i mean you even told me you play under that character
21 PiaoYi SkyIineGTR 1 Global [22:37:54] aodin
21 PiaoYi SkyIineGTR 1 Global [22:37:55] NO PLEASE
21 PiaoYi SkyIineGTR 1 Global [22:37:56] OMG
21 PiaoYi SkyIineGTR 1 Global [22:38:04] BUT PLEASE ODIN
21 PiaoYi SkyIineGTR 1 Global [22:38:08] IM SORRY
21 PiaoYi SkyIineGTR 1 Global [22:38:12] we can be frieds

^_^

https://2img.net/h/i120.photobucket.com/albums/o194/pooperscoop12/d02049034defdbc475b9afeae2bd945caed.png

^_^
but for some reason u had better kD ?_? I guess I wasn't playing alot at that time. or I think you probably just switched teams like you usually would. ya you probably just switched


and I didn't expect you to join Xtreme, your in conflict with every1 in the clan (actually your in conflict with every1 period but thats another story), I just wanted to give you an option if you by any chance want to come with us in a scrim (not that we need you) or a clan practice. You are a solid knifer and we can all definitely benefit and refine ourselves by playing wtih you, thats all.

If you dont then just dont. You dont have to give me that "sarcasm+lol" crap.

and if you were thinking of joining DB just to get us mad, go ahead, me/we dont care.. They'd need you anyways.

Quote :

The sky was dark,
The moon was high,
All alone just she and I.

Her hair was soft,
Her eyes were blue,
I knew just what
She wanted to do.

Her skin so soft,
Her legs so fine.
I ran my fingers
Down her spine.

I didn't know how
But I tried my best.
I started by placing
My hands on her breast.

I remember my fear,
My fast beating heart.
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.

And when I did it,
I felt no shame.
All at once
The white stuff came.

At last it's finished.
It's all over now.
My first time ever,
At milking a cow.

Quote :

I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.

burn.

no u

Last two pages were hilarious.


Quick synopsis:

Virgo gave shit comebacks up until the last one; which was pretty poor.
Odin's responses were quite bad but still hilarious.
Cora sucks dick.
Dark makes one and solely one vaild point.
Haqeye posts stuff...which doesn't matter.
Jesuslover ... he's probably a lifeguard by now.

Vz0 wrote:

... expect you to join Xtreme, your in conflict with every1 in the clan (actually your in conflict with every1 period but thats another story)

. WOW! You Insult him and then expect him to join Xtreme?

There is a huge logical flux there.

Trying Reverse Psychology, maybe???

Vz0 wrote:

https://2img.net/h/i120.photobucket.com/albums/o194/pooperscoop12/d02049034defdbc475b9afeae2bd945caed.png

^_^
but for some reason u had better kD ?_? I guess I wasn't playing alot at that time. or I think you probably just switched teams like you usually would. ya you probably just switched


and I didn't expect you to join Xtreme, your in conflict with every1 in the clan (actually your in conflict with every1 period but thats another story), I just wanted to give you an option if you by any chance want to come with us in a scrim (not that we need you) or a clan practice. You are a solid knifer and we can all definitely benefit and refine ourselves by playing wtih you, thats all.

If you dont then just dont. You dont have to give me that "sarcasm+lol" crap.

and if you were thinking of joining DB just to get us mad, go ahead, me/we dont care.. They'd need you anyways.

Quote :

The sky was dark,
The moon was high,
All alone just she and I.

Her hair was soft,
Her eyes were blue,
I knew just what
She wanted to do.

Her skin so soft,
Her legs so fine.
I ran my fingers
Down her spine.

I didn't know how
But I tried my best.
I started by placing
My hands on her breast.

I remember my fear,
My fast beating heart.
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.

And when I did it,
I felt no shame.
All at once
The white stuff came.

At last it's finished.
It's all over now.
My first time ever,
At milking a cow.

ask anyone who plays rounds with me, I hardly ever switch, and just lol at the rest.

also, good job at finding a screenshot thats almost a year old????

bringing up screenshots too won't bring you any good



and you even had a decent team.

memez R KINDA GEY BUT wtvr.....

meh

odin that pic is when Im wearing xtreme tag = when i came back = i kinda sucked.

I showed you the 1 yr old pic because you told me you thought skylinegtr was cool and it thought you'd give me some sympathy since you know its me. looks you wont.

your such an asshole odin, its like in every class theres gotta be that 1 fucking prick. fuck.

Vz0 wrote:

odin that pic is when Im wearing xtreme tag = when i came back = i kinda sucked.

I showed you the 1 yr old pic because you told me you thought skylinegtr was cool and it thought you'd give me some sympathy since you know its me. looks you wont.

your such an asshole odin, its like in every class theres gotta be that 1 fucking prick. fuck.

Virgo, What exactly are you trying to do here?

I am not able to follow your logic? It is as if you have become desperate for Odin's approval; yet you call him an asshole, and the fucking prick in the room...

...what is your deal bro?

I need him to unban me so I can play on =TKE=. IM banned from every US servers cept DB. (empty)

I think you will have a better chance if you blow Odin!

Or you could ask Darkne55.

Maybe Virgo should just make some black friends and go knifing irl.

ROFL,

he could put shoe polish all over his face, grab a basketball, and throw on some MC Hammer chains. He'd Fit right in!

<{�|- Irony!

Vz0 wrote:

what he meant to say was:

Quote :

Lol, keep pretending like you know me.becuz everybody wants to know me My life is going pretty great right nowI cant be fail forever !, All A's, working towards a license,a jobinternet rehab example, probably less then 10 hours in the past 7 days gamingi turn my xfire off and my memory after going high tells me only 10 hours. Oh yeah, and I get high, it rocks.escape reality because the truth hurts

So ya, I guess I'm lost in the marijuana haze that is MY life,shit life is better than no life right! thanks for clarifying that.anytime bro

You shouldn't throw rocks when you live in a glass house.

Vz0 wrote:

I need him to unban me so I can play on =TKE=. IM banned from every US servers cept DB. (empty)

Conversation between virgozerox and Darkne55 initiated by vrigozerox when he wrote:

Conversation started between Darkne55 and Virg: Mon, Oct 19 17:04:42 2009
[17:04] Virg: fuck u darkne55
[17:04] Virg: all ur fault
[17:04] Virg: every1s at tke now
[17:04] Virg: and our server is empty
[17:04] Virg: fucking tke
[17:04] Virg: fuck
[17:04] Virg: tke
[17:04] Virg: fuck u darkne55
[17:04] Virg: GAY !
[17:04] Virg: LOSER
[17:05] Virg: WORST ADMIN EVER
[17:05] Virg: NUB
[17:05] Darkne55: what hurts?
[17:05] Virg: EVERYTHING THATS BAD
[17:05] Darkne55: do you need a tissue?
[17:05] Virg: FUCK U
[17:05] Virg: u think u can read my mind
[17:05] Virg: fuck off
[17:05] Darkne55: all I know is that you're being a huge ass
[17:25] Darkne55: why are you constantly being an asshole to me?
[17:25] Virgo: ...
[17:25] Virgo: r u serious
[17:25] Darkne55: you're like bipolar
[17:25] Virgo: darkne55
[17:25] Virgo: i was
[17:25] Virgo: fooling around ...
[17:25] Darkne55: bullshit
[17:26] Virgo: casue i thoguht we were friends..
[17:26] Virgo: <Disconnected from server>
Conversation ended: Tue, Nov 24 17:26:02 2009

That's what you get for thinking. Don't mistake civility for friendship.
banned from every U.S. server? I wonder why?

Here is an excerpt of another conversation I had with virgo. I'm thinking that he's good for maybe 10 or 15 minutes of decent conversation. After that he seems to fall apart. This is probably somewhere around 10 to 15 minutes into the conversation...

[17:09] Virgo: lets talk about smoething else now shall we
[17:09] Virgo: darkne55
[17:09] Darkne55: lol
[17:09] Virgo: projectx2 says hes still banend from TKE
[17:09] Virgo: because he used hacks
[17:09] Virgo: and all that
[17:09] Virgo: and i think bloodkilla is too
[17:09] Virgo: cause he used hacks
[17:10] Darkne55: yes
[17:10] Virgo: actually we caught bloood hacking a few days ago thus kicked outa the clan
[17:10] Darkne55: blood
[17:10] Virgo: once a hacker
[17:10] Virgo: always a hacker
[17:10] Virgo: i guess..
[17:10] Virgo: but thats not the same with project
[17:10] Darkne55: is banned for something totally different
[17:10] Virgo: oh
[17:10] Virgo: well
[17:10] Virgo: maybe u should clear ur banlist you know
[17:10] Virgo: to be honest
[17:10] Virgo: there arent many of us left
[17:10] Darkne55: why
[17:10] Virgo: in 2142 knife
[17:10] Darkne55: it's a very good judge of character
[17:10] Virgo: u know back then when like there were always a steady 500people on 2142 knifing
[17:10] Darkne55: plus
[17:10] Virgo: it doesnt matter but now
[17:11] Darkne55: it's smaller than it's been in over 2 years
[17:11] Virgo: the population is declining
[17:11] Darkne55: I'd guess less than 30 bans total
[17:11] Virgo: so why dont we all just get along
[17:11] Darkne55: presently
[17:11] Virgo: as 2142 knifers
[17:11] Virgo: that never moved on too far
[17:11] Darkne55: there are people I'd just prefer not to play with
[17:11] Virgo: well i just think that you shuld just clear the banlist
[17:11] Virgo: why so much hate
[17:11] Darkne55: it's not hate
[17:11] Virgo: no real point, were all just here for fun now
[17:12] Virgo: because we love the game
[17:12] Virgo: which is why were stil lhere
[17:12] Virgo: despite
[17:12] Darkne55: and it isn't of my doing
[17:12] Virgo: all these new ultra games out L4d, cod4, fallout 3, tf2 .. blabla
[17:12] Darkne55: read my xfire blog
Read it Here
[17:13] Darkne55: bf2 is higher up on the popularity charts than 2142 is
[17:13] Darkne55: top 10 I think
[17:13] Darkne55: 2142 last time I checked was around 30 something
[17:13] Virgo: well im not saying we should let hackers do whatever they want since the population is low, im just saying take it easy, back then if u aimbot = perma bann, now if you aimbot = 1 week ban ?
[17:14] Virgo: 2142 is off the chart almost
[17:14] Virgo: so deserted
[17:14] Virgo: anyways
[17:14] Darkne55: lol
[17:14] Darkne55: no
[17:14] Virgo: at least unban project
[17:14] Virgo: ?
[17:14] Darkne55: why should I compromise my principles?
[17:14] Virgo: because project used hacks in early 2009 and late 2008
[17:14] Virgo: he took them away when he met his idol
[17:14] Virgo: callmepapa
[17:14] Darkne55: because certain players can't play the game with any level of integrity
[17:14] Virgo: and he learned alot from callmepapa
[17:14] Virgo: now hes very pro knifer
[17:14] Virgo: that even odin
[17:14] Virgo: can't touch
[17:14] Virgo: by touch i mean beat
[17:15] Virgo: and i know u think highly of odin which is why i used him as an example
[17:15] Virgo: not that there is antyhing wrong with that
[17:15] Virgo: he certainly has become ONE of THE best
[17:15] Darkne55: papa is no shining example
[17:15] Virgo: although never THE best
[17:15] Virgo: well im just mentioning papa because kai has leanred FROM papa
[17:15] Virgo: and papa
[17:15] Virgo: at times may have been gray
[17:15] Virgo: but never proven
[17:15] Virgo: black
[17:15] Darkne55: kai will never be allowed on my server
[17:15] Virgo: similar to me
[17:15] Virgo: why ?
[17:16] Virgo: all this is gon abring
[17:16] Virgo: is
[17:16] Virgo: Kai "darkne55 is noob"
[17:16] Darkne55: because he hacks
[17:16] Virgo: drakne55 "kai hacked, he asked for it"
[17:16] Virgo: yes
[17:16] Virgo: he used to hack
[17:16] Virgo: he no longer does
[17:16] Virgo: darkne55
[17:16] Virgo: we all keep track of each other all the time
[17:16] Darkne55: virgin, you want to forgive, then by all means forgive all you want to.
[17:16] Virgo: blood was kicked out of the clan
[17:16] Darkne55: I don't have to
[17:16] Virgo: because we saw him hack
[17:16] Virgo: but why not?
[17:16] Virgo: i want to know ur reason
[17:17] Darkne55: blood is banned because he decided that he wanted to be an asshole and side against me.
[17:17] Darkne55: in something that was none of his business
[17:17] Darkne55: got mouthy
[17:17] Darkne55: who needs that
[17:17] Darkne55: lol
[17:18] Virgo: okay then il ask you
[17:18] Virgo: does that require a ban?
[17:18] Darkne55: I've never felt that I had to justify myself to anyone before and I'm certainly not going to start now.
[17:18] Virgo: you dont
[17:18] Virgo: nobody in this world realy does
[17:18] Darkne55: nor do I have to explain my actions
[17:18] Virgo: btu then again u cant say you are a logical adminstrator
[17:18] Virgo: yet from ur actions you have always tried to be one
[17:19] Virgo: im merely fullfilling ur goal
[17:19] Virgo: you want to be a good admin
[17:19] Virgo: heres how
[17:19] Virgo: but if u dont open up
[17:19] Virgo: and admin the truth
[17:19] Virgo: that ur emotions
[17:19] Virgo: sometimes block ur sight
[17:19] Virgo: then you will just be who you are
[17:19] Darkne55: what the fuck do you know about being a good admin?
[17:19] Darkne55: lol
[17:19] Darkne55: seriously?
[17:19] Virgo: pratically everything
[17:19] Virgo: its not what i know
[17:19] Virgo: abou a good admin
[17:20] Virgo: its about being smart
[17:20] Darkne55: I have maintained a server for the last 3 years
[17:20] Virgo: and being logical and not cenceited by hatred of any other emoitons
[17:20] Darkne55: people like me
[17:20] Virgo: of course
[17:20] Darkne55: if I was an asshole then they wouldn't
[17:20] Virgo: i never said u were an asshole
[17:20] Darkne55: and the few that don't
[17:20] Darkne55: who cares
[17:20] Virgo: ^
[17:20] Virgo: last part
[17:20] Virgo: is the problem
[17:20] Virgo: if a few ppl hate me
[17:20] Darkne55: xtreme has a server
[17:20] Virgo: who cares
[17:21] Darkne55: let the dregs play there with you guys
[17:21] Virgo: thats just like activision seling modernwarfare 2, if a few people hate them for not having a dedicated server
[17:21] Virgo: who cares
[17:21] Virgo: but what
[17:21] Virgo: if
[17:21] Virgo: what if
[17:21] Virgo: YOU are put of the "few people"
[17:21] Virgo: of course your nto so u dont give a shit
[17:21] Virgo: but what if u were
[17:21] Virgo: wouldn't u wish for a fair reason
[17:21] Virgo: to be banned
[17:21] Darkne55: if I were what?
[17:21] Virgo: if you were one of the people
[17:22] Virgo: that were banned from TKE
[17:22] Virgo: for talking
[17:22] Darkne55: never happen
[17:22] Darkne55: I created it
[17:22] Virgo: im saying this hypothetically
[17:22] Virgo: -.-
[17:22] Virgo: cmon stay with me
[17:22] Darkne55: you seem to be forgetting my sense of what is right
[17:22] Virgo: your saying that as long as you are fair to the majority
[17:22] Virgo: its okay
[17:22] Darkne55: which is what drives me
[17:22] Virgo: and fuck the little group of people
[17:22] Darkne55: I don't go with the flow
[17:22] Virgo: except it doesnt matter what sense you think is right
[17:22] Virgo: it maters what sense
[17:22] Darkne55: or take the path of least resistance
[17:22] Virgo: we as a social group
[17:23] Virgo: accepts
[17:23] Virgo: as right
[17:23] Darkne55: I have stood up for you before
[17:23] Virgo: if all that matters to You is YOUR sense of whats right
[17:23] Virgo: that makes you
[17:23] Virgo: well
[17:23] Virgo: i dont have the vocabulary to say waht that makes u
[17:23] Darkne55: when none of my "friends" wanted to have anything to do with you
[17:23] Virgo: but it makes u simply that.
[17:23] Darkne55: now you're calling me unfair?
[17:23] Virgo: yes you certainly are
[17:23] Darkne55: didn't I unban you from my server
[17:23] Darkne55: last night
[17:23] Virgo: yeah
[17:23] Virgo: which im happy for
[17:23] Virgo: btu im also pointing out that your unfair
[17:24] Virgo: and hypocritical
[17:24] Virgo: not to say that ur not my friend
...

I find it funny that you call me a hypocrite. In this conversation you yourself said.

Virgo wrote:

[17:10] Virgo: once a hacker
[17:10] Virgo: always a hacker

and then proceed to ask me to unban your hacker friends. There is no honor in riding the fence Virgo, pick a side.
And for the record, there is no way that papa is better than odin. I seriously doubt if he's better than cora. <3

By Im banned form every server I mean im banned from
KMA server because of high accuracy
Odin's server because of odin

Quote :

That's what you get for thinking. Don't mistake civility for friendship.
banned from every U.S. server? I wonder why?

Oh so were not friends, great. Just tell me straight up.
because from the this conversation we had recently I was under the impression that were some prejudicial preference you had for me.

Quote :

[19:22] Virgo: u like soldier?
[19:22] Virgo: as in your friends with him more than me?
[19:22] Darkne55: I would say that I've had more dealings with him
[19:22] Virgo: :/
[19:23] Virgo: always thouht you were on my side
[19:23] Darkne55: more or less doesn't really come into play
[19:23] Virgo: cause i knew u for so long
[19:23] Virgo: like what is it
[19:23] Virgo: 2 - 3 years now darkne55
[19:23] Darkne55: yeah
[19:23] Virgo: sinnce i started back then with ZIN problems
[19:23] Virgo: espcially jimmyvo and cporn
[19:23] Darkne55: mary
[19:23] Virgo: omgawd
[19:23] Virgo: that biotch
[19:23] Virgo: lol
[19:23] Darkne55: lol
[19:23] Virgo: well when i call her a bitch
[19:24] Darkne55: good times
[19:24] Virgo: im merely saying that she is a bitch toward sme
[19:24] Virgo: not that she is an actual bitch
[19:24] Virgo: cause i know shes friends with you ugys
[19:24] Darkne55: they all said that they were not going to be my friends anymore because I told them to allow you to play there
[19:24] Darkne55: I told them all to get bent
[19:24] Virgo: =O that serious
[19:25] Virgo: what do u mean get bent?
[19:25] Darkne55: they were wrong
[19:25] Darkne55: basically fuck off
[19:25] Virgo: oh
[19:25] Virgo: we started off on the wrong side i guess
[19:25] Virgo: with all those ppl
[19:25] Virgo: oh wel its the internet
[19:25] Darkne55: yeah
[19:26] Darkne55: honestly I can't even remember why they disliked you as much as they did
[19:26] Virgo: most ppl when they get banned they either tell the admins fuck u, or obey like a child
[19:26] Virgo: i did neither
[19:26] Virgo: i challenged their way of admining
[19:27] Virgo: which i guess strikes those with authorities pretty hard
[19:27] Darkne55: no it was something more than that
[19:27] Darkne55: though you might like to think that
[19:27] Virgo: no cause like it all started off with me getting banned accidentally
[19:27] Virgo: then i posted it on teh ofrums
[19:27] Darkne55: I believe it was because
[19:27] Virgo: i changged hash
[19:27] Darkne55: you would change your guid to return
[19:27] Virgo: beause i wasnt meant to be banned
[19:27] Darkne55: right
[19:27] Virgo: ya
[19:27] Virgo: so i really dont see why they have to be so strict
[19:27] Darkne55: and for some reason they equated that with hacking
[19:27] Darkne55: I did not
[19:27] Virgo: xya ;?
[19:28] Darkne55: I thought it was rude
[19:28] Darkne55: but certainly not hacking
[19:28] Virgo: yes it would've been rude
[19:28] Virgo: if i was banned
[19:28] Virgo: and came back in with a new hash
[19:28] Virgo: except
[19:28] Virgo: they meant to bananother guy
[19:28] Virgo: and banned me instead
[19:28] Virgo: i was really eager to play immedaitely
[19:28] Virgo: so i couldn't wait the usuall iduno how long
[19:28] Virgo: to ya
[19:29] Virgo: welli admit there culdve been a better way for me to approach that
[19:29] Darkne55: plus didn't you give me a program for pid spoofing?
[19:29] Virgo: but i was 14 then
[19:29] Darkne55: or name spoofing
[19:29] Virgo: not pid spoofing
[19:29] Virgo: just changing hash
[19:29] Darkne55: that all?
[19:29] Virgo: but now i know how to do it manually without program
[19:29] Virgo: ya
[19:29] Virgo: 2 buttons
[19:29] Darkne55: regedit
[19:29] Virgo: 1 is to get current hash
[19:29] Virgo: 2 is new hash
[19:29] Virgo: ya
[19:30] Virgo: but tha tprogram links u to all dirty hashes
[19:30] Virgo: so i dont use it anymore
[19:30] Darkne55: ironpumper told me how to do that a long time ago
[19:36] Darkne55: you're welcome to return to tke
[19:36] Virgo: whos still there
[19:37] Virgo: cuz im in a conq server atm
[19:37] Darkne55: 14 players
[19:37] Darkne55: ok
[19:37] Darkne55: I didn't know if you knew
[19:37] Virgo: oh ok
[19:37] Virgo: ty
Conversation ended: Sun, Nov 22 20:13:43 2009

Quote :

I find it funny that you call me a hypocrite. In this conversation you yourself said.
Virgo wrote:
[17:10] Virgo: once a hacker
[17:10] Virgo: always a hacker
and then proceed to ask me to unban your hacker friends. There is no honor in riding the fence Virgo, pick a side.
And for the record, there is no way that papa is better than odin. I seriously doubt if he's better than cora. <3

If you actually care to read I explained that , that generalization is way to broad and does not apply to everyone. seriously just think about it for a second. Its like saying "once a smoker always a smoker"
Yet my dad quit, alot of people quit. Simply because you lack the strength inside to reason your situations does not mean everyone else is on the same boat.

yeah you know what darkne55 your absolutely right, based on your experience and skills I believe you would definitely know whos the best.

Odin sucks a hairy wang.

papa what I said you may have been gray , I was just saying that as if I was in their shoes.

I know ur clean

Darkne55 wrote:

... There is no honor in riding the fence Virgo, pick a side.
And for the record, there is no way that papa is better than odin. I seriously doubt if he's better than cora. <3

@ Darkne55, way to go there Captain Switzerland (I think the German's are invading Poland)!

With that being stated, I agree with you entirely; Fence riding is not only moronic, but brings shame.

@Virgo, One reaps what he sows.

Virgo, you seem to have two choices,

1) Change your IP, HASH, and Battlefield Account Info, then try to re-enter the BF community;
or
2) Get on your knees and beg/blow Odin until he forgives you!

Option one seems more obtainable! Odin's forgiveness is like the Sasquatch; One may see signs of its existence, but no one has ever obtained absolute proof of it.

AHotLoad wrote:

Odin sucks a hairy wang.

Try to use an image from some one who's bucket account hasn't expired, just a lil' advice!

AHotLoad wrote:

Odin sucks a hairy wang.

you're just mad because I own you faggot.