Funny Quotes

Anyone and everyone that sees something funny just quote it and post it here. I always get funny quotes and never have someplace to store them. So ill start now. Please reply with quotes, not comments. Someone should sticky this=)

=GW=Soldier: salut
=KLRS= ♥Alicia77724♥: ;o.!
=KLRS= ♥Alicia77724♥: Your the Slut.

Salut is hi in French...

Edit: these are the quotes of blood that bright posted in another topic.

brightnshiney wrote:

no resident means u own
like that movie called resident evil extinction

o im not a boy im a urb4n l33t hax0r

must b my 1337 hax only me and venomous have them

click here ther i dont hack

LMFAO PAPA NO HE REALLY IS 9!!!!! LMFAO PAPA U CRACK ME UP LMFAO!!!!

LFMAO WHO WOULD THINK VIRGO IS SCRAPPER LMFAO NICE ONE

just making sure k cuz im a professional l337 knifer look lol jk

virgo why u always gotta take somthing serious. wat u dont have the balls to take it 4rm a girl?

o and lol do i get an award for having the most post out of all of ya

k martydom or watever isi AWESOME ever tho i dont have cod4 BUT IT SOUNDS AWESOME AND LOOKS AWESOME HAHAH BEAT THAT

but u jessica i only see pictures of this fam0us girl and venomous sounds alot like a guys name

TRUST ME I LOOK WAY WAY WAY BETTER THEN HIM

yea i watched it and no i dont get horny

am i seeing things or do i see sexyness everywhere on jessica

u hack ? and your over ther calling me a hacker nice odin

https://gwclan.darkbb.com/general-discussion-f1/u-figure-it-out-t323.htm

every one of them is an epic lulz till the end of time

I added brights quotes to my post at the top so people can read them on this topic and not have to click a link.

"yup the best tech. is to crouch and jus blast they're freaking heads off!!"

[referring to knifing]
"for some people it comes natural like odin" - darkne55


posted somewhere on the TKE website i read. The intro part or w/e

but dang i laughed.

darkso0ul: shotgun 3 foot away i blow his head off and dint 3 times in the head and dint die wtf
=G\/\/= P'y'3/)()G!i!i: lol
=G\/\/= P'y'3/)()G!i!i: are you sure you were aiming at the enemy?
darkso0ul: i saw his head movin after i shothim
=G\/\/= P'y'3/)()G!i!i: LOL
darkso0ul: 3 times

=F.O.X.= (stridentblue): Alright I getcora you get alicia

[22:37] Darkne55: Tossing a salad is a very delicate matter. You can't be too rough with the tossing or the salad will bruise.

Over the past couple of years I've had quite a few, interesting shall we say, conversations. These are only the tip of the iceberg. The names of the party's involved are genuine.

Quote :

VIRGO
[16:35] ImVirgozero,notVirgozeroX: theres nothing really wrong with being a newb but there is for being a noob
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[15:17]Virgo: i can get away with 3rd party programs
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[15:17] Virgo: zender doesn't cheat
[15:17] Darkne55: well since you said so I'll unban him immediately
[15:17] Virgo: thanks
[15:17] Virgo: im sure because i teach him how to knife
[15:18] Darkne55: get over yourself virgo
[15:18] Darkne55: and get a clue
[15:18] Virgo: what does that mean ?

ODIN
[16:36] Darkne55: and anyone who says I'm sorry it was an accident is a fucking liar
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[21:43] Darkne55: ....if you want to get someone's attention, there is no better way than to stick your knife in him.

N2LOW
[22:49] n2low: stop fuck them darkness we rage your server bye bitch
[07:15] Darkne55: thats the n2low I know
[07:15] n2low1: like i siad i was a good clan member
[07:16] n2low1: i back my clans up
[07:19] Darkne55: once effu always effu
[07:20] Darkne55: virgo said that you still use an aimbot
[07:20] Darkne55: pretty sad if you ask me
[07:21] n2low1: i have a duck and swing script and auto hotkey are not agianst roc
[07:22] Darkne55: I'll bet you're not only not telling the truth, but that what you just said is incorrect.
[07:23] Darkne55: In my opinion, you should just bow out and give tl1s to virgo so you don't ruin the reputations of the players in the clan now.
[07:24] n2low1: if you want i can give you my fps login name and pass and you can see for yourself i'm a gen member with no hack from them
[07:25] Darkne55: Its all about who you, not you persey, are inside.
[07:26] n2low1: if you see vrig dose run it i'm just getting the servers and the team speak setup and i will knife with them when need but most the time i'm not knfing anymore
[07:27] Darkne55: thats what virgo said, but it doesn't make any sense, why start a knife clan then?
[07:28] Darkne55: are you trying to prove something to someone?
[07:28] n2low1: i have alot of other players that still play with me and i like to knife evry once and a while
[07:28] Darkne55: right
[07:28] Darkne55: I like to knife also
[07:28] Darkne55: I understand that
[07:29] n2low1: will need my own server to play on must servers i'm ban on because i was with effu and they will not lift the ban just like you
[07:33] n2low1: and i'm trying to be a dick if i want i can release my ip and get a new one but i don't i know why i was ban from people servers
[07:37] Darkne55: well, I think that a new IP wouldn't solve the problem. You'd need a new nick also. Oh yeah, and stop cheating.
[07:38] Darkne55: your problems are of your own making.

CARTOONPORN
[18:21] Darkne55: if frisco would put the mirror down long enough to lead his team they would only suck a fraction of how much they currently suck
[18:21] cartoonporn: lol
[18:22] Darkne55: cut scene to frisco in the klrs server, as he stares deeply and lovingly into a mirror.
frisco: "Mirror Mirror on the wall, DAMN I'M FINE!!!"
*luv ya frisco

[04:43] Darkne55: I was just telling Odin that I won't ask you to play anymore, and that the only reason I did was because you're my friend and I miss you. But I won't tell you that because that's totally gay.

[19:27] cartoonporn: no u
[19:27] Darkne55: no you are
[19:27] Darkne55: owned

[19:24] Darkne55: Hey you
[19:24] Darkne55: out there on your own, sitting naked by the phone.....put some clothes on.

[20:20] cartoonporn: so you accused a kid of lying about his daddies death
[20:20] Darkne55: sure
[20:21] Darkne55: nobody lies to me
[20:21] Darkne55: he probably wasn't really crying anyway

Quote :

[07:24] n2low1: if you want i can give you my fps login name and pass and you can see for yourself i'm a gen member with no hack from them


[07:37] Darkne55: well, I think that a new IP wouldn't solve the problem. You'd need a new nick also. Oh yeah, and stop cheating.
[07:38] Darkne55: your problems are of your own making.


[19:24] Darkne55: Hey you
[19:24] Darkne55: out there on your own, sitting naked by the phone.....put some clothes on.

Hahah Derkness you choose nice quotes ^^

D_T_A: I QUIT KJLRS
=GW=Soldier: no
=GW=Soldier: u got kicked
=GW=Soldier: caz ur a little bitch
D_T_A: THEY DONT EVEN EXIST ANYMORE
=GW=Soldier: u called someone while they were at work
=GW=Soldier: to bitch about a fucking game
D_T_A: BITCH LIKE YOUR MOM...HAHAHAH
=GW=Soldier: lmfao
=GW=Soldier: ur pathetic
D_T_A: MY ASS
D_T_A: SO JUST WAIT FOR YOUR TURN K
D_T_A: YOUR MOM IS ALMOST DONE SUCKING MY DICK
D_T_A: I'LL TELL HER TO SAVE YOU SOME OK FAGGOT
=GW=Soldier: lmfao
=GW=Soldier: u need
=GW=Soldier: to get a life

Soldier wrote:

=F.O.X.= (stridentblue): Alright I getcora you get alicia

Oh shit you saved that? Ftw?! XD
I havnt talked to cora in awhile... Shes always afk O.o;

With everyone saving their xfire conversations, I guess it would be wise to watch what you say. I wonder if darkne55 still has the conversation where he twisted my words to say I am hacking???

DTA... is that Hawk?

Yes that was hawk.

Odin: Congradulations sir, you are the Queen of the Douche Fairies
=GW=Soldier: nono i cant take that honor away from you
=GW=Soldier: you can keep it
=GW=Soldier:
Odin: what was that, I was wiping the blood coming from my crying eyes
=GW=Soldier: u can keep the crown of the Douche Fairies
Odin: FINE
Odin: FINE
Odin: FUQ U
Odin: IM GONNA IMPALE YOU ON MY GIANT USED DOUCHE
Odin: SO FUCK U
=GW=Soldier: lmfao
=GW=Soldier: Odin: FUQ U
Odin: IM GONNA IMPALE YOU ON MY GIANT USED DOUCHE
Odin: SO FUCK U
=GW=Soldier: now that
=GW=Soldier: goes up in funny quotes
Odin: Oh geez.
=GW=Soldier: =)

[23:50] Odin: you'll be talking to a an old lady at church
[23:50] Odin: and you see her cleavage
[23:50] Odin: and you rush for it


talking about sex with old people:

[23:52] Odin: I'm tired of variety
[23:52] Odin: I just want something to stick in my life
[23:52] Odin: and its like
[23:52] Odin: older people always are shaped the same
[23:52] Odin: and look the same
[23:52] Odin: I had to roofy some though, they had flashbacks to wwII
[23:53] skrl: oh shit
[23:53] Odin: you know waht I'm talking about
[23:53] skrl: used, old, short white hair
[23:53] skrl: yup
[23:53] Odin: I'm sure in your experience you've had several veterans
[23:53] Odin: they're tough to break
[23:53] Odin: and usually complain about gunshot wounds
[23:53] Odin: that gets me hotter
[23:53] skrl: yeah fuck them
[23:54] skrl: i hate complainin bitches
[23:54] Odin: so you just roofy them
[23:54] Odin: ok
[23:54] Odin: my stomach is sick
[23:54] skrl: roofy them then rape the fuck out of their assholes






[23:56] Odin: you go to the local school
[23:56] Odin: and take photographs of kids 6 and under
[23:56] Odin: just like me <3
[23:56] skrl: LOL mmmm kiddies
[23:56] skrl: That fuckin reminds me
[23:57] skrl: saps and bright owe me like 98529852 GB of CP
[23:57] skrl: I better fuckin get that shit for my birthday
[23:57] skrl: or i'll be pissed

gayraidersixz wrote:

[23:50] [23:56] skrl: That fuckin reminds me
[23:57] skrl: saps and bright owe me like 98529852 GB of CP
[23:57] skrl: I better fuckin get that shit for my birthday
[23:57] skrl: or i'll be pissed

I thought we settled on 2 GB?

[00:17] Darkne55: age means nothing

2Gb and then some dolphin porn actually.
And I'm srs.

[01:45] skrl: au bitch
[01:45] skrl: ay*
[01:46] brightnshiney7: did u call me a vulture?
[01:46] skrl: no?
[01:46] brightnshiney7: last night
[01:46] skrl: i'm fuckin funk nd high as hellllllll
[01:46] skrl: drunkkkkk
[01:46] skrl: *
[01:46] brightnshiney7: i put it into another translator
[01:46] skrl: just got back fmor a party
[01:46] skrl: it got fucking busted too
[01:46] skrl: dude
[01:47] skrl: i was fucking rniing and fallin and shit HAHA
[01:47] brightnshiney7: and it said sumthing like "were are you carrion"
[01:47] skrl: got fan fucking edmond cap[s
[01:47] skrl: into what?
[01:47] brightnshiney7: idk
[01:47] brightnshiney7: random translator
[01:47] skrl: ficl tjspe tjinmgs
[01:47] skrl: theyd don't work fir shit
[01:48] skrl: mm i'm eating the best fucking chinse ever
[01:48] brightnshiney7: do u read what u type?
[01:48] skrl: yeah
[01:48] skrl: my finger as are all nmmis placed
[01:48] skrl: HAH i dn't even fcming care though
[01:48] brightnshiney7: i broke my towe
[01:49] skrl: i smoked like gf ucking 6 grams of KB
[01:49] brightnshiney7: toe*
[01:49] skrl: and outch
[01:49] skrl: ourh
[01:49] skrl: ouch&
[01:49] skrl: god dman
[01:49] skrl: omg
[01:49] skrl: whatever
[01:49] skrl: llol i'm teaing eating chinese with chop dsitcks hahha
[01:49] skrl: this is so ahr
[01:50] skrl: d
[01:50] brightnshiney7: chinese food with chopped dicks?
[01:50] brightnshiney7: so traditional chinese
[01:50] skrl: opf course
[01:51] skrl: dude tonight
[01:51] skrl: we weredring
[01:51] skrl: frving
[01:51] skrl: dribing
[01:51] skrl: ong k
[01:51] skrl: and
[01:51] skrl: like there awere cops EVERUYWHERE
[01:51] skrl: it was crazy
[01:51] brightnshiney7: roflmao
[01:51] skrl: i got parpmnoit
[01:51] skrl: paranoif
[01:51] brightnshiney7: i have no idea what u just said
[01:51] skrl: d
[01:51] skrl: driving
[01:51] skrl: cosp
[01:51] skrl: errywhere
[01:52] brightnshiney7: fuck
[01:52] brightnshiney7: the damn jap just bayonetted me
[01:52] skrl: HAHAH
[01:52] skrl: i wanna fuck so bad right now
[01:52] skrl: godf dman
[01:52] skrl: someone gave me condoms tonight but i didn't ghave the time to do shit
[01:53] brightnshiney7: i wanna know
[01:53] brightnshiney7: have u ever seen the rain?
[01:53] brightnshiney7: i wanna know
[01:53] brightnshiney7: have u ever seen the rain?
[01:53] skrl: lyrisd are gayu
[01:53] skrl: man i nede to lay down or some shit
[01:53] brightnshiney7: coming down on a sunny day?
[01:53] skrl: i'm fucikng trippping
[01:54] brightnshiney7: yest and days b4
[01:54] brightnshiney7: sun is cold and rain is hot
[01:54] brightnshiney7: i know
[01:54] brightnshiney7: been that way for all my time
[01:54] brightnshiney7: iknow
[01:54] brightnshiney7: it cant stop i wonder,,,
[01:54] brightnshiney7: i wanna know
[01:54] brightnshiney7: have u ever seen the rain?
[01:54] brightnshiney7: i wanna know
[01:54] skrl: dhuuuuuuut juppppppppp
[01:54] skrl: ugh fuck lol
[01:54] brightnshiney7: have u ever seen the rain
[01:54] brightnshiney7: coming down ona sunny day
[01:54] brightnshiney7: yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaah
[01:54] brightnshiney7: i wanna know
[01:55] brightnshiney7: have u ever seen the rain
[01:55] brightnshiney7: i wanna know
[01:55] brightnshiney7: have u ever seen the rain
[01:55] brightnshiney7: cumin down ona sunny day
[01:55] brightnshiney7: im done
[01:55] brightnshiney7: song is over
[01:55] skrl: hry
[01:55] skrl: i'm out
[01:55] skrl: goota caly ndon en nor
[01:55] skrl: now
[01:55] skrl: lay
[01:55] skrl: whatever
[01:55] skrl: going to go chill in my bed and yeah
[01:56] brightnshiney7: [01:55] skrl: goota caly ndon en nor
[01:56] skrl: bte dude
[01:56] skrl: yeah whatever it loooks like workds to me
[01:56] brightnshiney7: wtf
[01:56] skrl: i daif
[01:56] skrl: saidd
[01:56] skrl: i'm goona go lay down for now
[01:56] skrl: might e up later
[01:56] skrl: mighj tpass tpu
[01:56] skrl: out
[01:56] brightnshiney7: im saving this fucking conversation
[01:56] skrl: HAHHA post it on the fuck gwlcan..darkfbb or wahtever
[01:56] brightnshiney7: i will
[01:56] skrl: on fucking gay quotes
[01:57] brightnshiney7: im planning on it
[01:57] skrl: or whatevey th ufkc its called
[01:57] brightnshiney7: and ur gunna read it sober
[01:57] skrl: msn ueah i kinow
[01:57] brightnshiney7: i saw
[01:57] skrl: hwhaha i can't waut to see aht iw lookids like
[01:57] skrl: oin the morning
[01:57] skrl: i'm eweating a fucking dress dude this ir eitbig me insane
[01:57] skrl: driving
[01:57] skrl: yay
[01:57] skrl: wtf i can' t type fot hsit lol
[01:57] brightnshiney7: u are blowing my mind right now
[01:58] skrl: omg i am
[01:58] skrl: OMG LOl earlier
[01:58] brightnshiney7: i cant even begin to read what u are saying
[01:58] skrl: we oncnfinced my frined
[01:58] skrl: that he blew my frined nate
[01:58] skrl: its awas sooooooo funny
[01:58] skrl: we had ro go out to a filed party
[01:58] skrl: field
[01:58] skrl: we got lost
[01:58] skrl: and al most ran over a duckinbg deram
[01:58] skrl: LOL i qwas scartyyyyyyy
[01:58] skrl: fucking dffeild
[01:58] skrl: whatever
[01:59] skrl: whi'm on gff fude i'm can't whatever
[01:59] skrl: i can' dthing tstaight nnd stuff
[01:59] skrl: i llocee me fsome fucking weed bro
[01:59] skrl: its the shiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttttt
[01:59] skrl: ok ok
[01:59] skrl: man i dide like
[01:59] skrl: shoorms
[01:59] skrl: shrooms
[01:59] skrl: ugh
[01:59] skrl: i forhgot i did that shit
[01:59] skrl: wonder what else idid
[01:59] skrl: ahahhaha
[01:59] skrl: man i'mf uicke
[01:59] skrl: d
[01:59] skrl: already talkied t o my paretns htough
[01:59] skrl: LOL i'm just himyimn to myself
[02:00] skrl: so yeah pace out broski
[02:00] brightnshiney7: ...
[02:00] skrl: guten nacht meine aas
[02:00] brightnshiney7: ur still talking
[02:00] skrl: or wahteer i can't think staight
[02:00] skrl: yeah
[02:00] skrl: bye
[02:00] <This user is now offline>

moral is:high whores are fail.

bright: i rub my furry body across ur leg
Odin: then i toy with my razor before i shave your back and ur butt
bright: but u wax the butthole right?
bright: cant risk cuts there
bright: it sees alot of traffic
Odin: nono, I'm a professional, its about the trust
Odin: it makes me hotter
bright: meeeeoooow

brightnshiney wrote:

bright: i rub my furry body across ur leg
Odin: then i toy with my razor before i shave your back and ur butt
bright: but u wax the butthole right?
bright: cant risk cuts there
bright: it sees alot of traffic
Odin: nono, I'm a professional, its about the trust
Odin: it makes me hotter
bright: meeeeoooow

keep that shit to msn

are u ashamed of our cyber-love?

brightnshiney wrote:

are u ashamed of our cyber-love?

I am de zorro of caib0r man-luv, nevar will I be ashamed, I shall fight for the just, the great, the sexy msn chat r00ms. The minute a pervert enters the intranets, I gr00m him instantly.

=G\/\/= P'y'3/)()G!i!i: i try to join multiplayer servers
=G\/\/= P'y'3/)()G!i!i: and
=G\/\/= P'y'3/)()G!i!i: it keeps saying
=G\/\/= P'y'3/)()G!i!i: server authentication failure
=GVV= F®£N¢hŸ™: hmm
=G\/\/= P'y'3/)()G!i!i: wtf
=GVV= F®£N¢hŸ™: did u create
=G\/\/= P'y'3/)()G!i!i: i wana fuckn play lol
=GVV= F®£N¢hŸ™: an online
=GVV= F®£N¢hŸ™: profile?
=GVV= F®£N¢hŸ™: lol
=G\/\/= P'y'3/)()G!i!i: o
=G\/\/= P'y'3/)()G!i!i: o shit


pye is a noob