Funny Quotes

Sharpened Blade Posts : 57 Join date : 2008-12-30

Technology, use it.

Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Wed May 06, 2009 11:58 pm

AHotLoad wrote:: Technology, use it.

Why?

Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Fri May 08, 2009 5:42 pm

odin wrote:

brightnshiney wrote:: Tired of noobs acting like pros? Want to show everyone who is boss? This is the time to shine. We will be hosting a community knife tournament to find out who is who in the knifing world.

THAT LINE WILL GET EVERYONE IN

lolololololol

Guest

[15:57] ->ELX<- Invis: lol are you hacking?
[15:57] -X- Lucky42: no?
[15:57] ->ELX<- Invis: u have the best score
[15:57] ->ELX<- Invis: seems impossible
[15:57] -X- Lucky42: and?
[15:57] ->ELX<- Invis: lol
[15:57] ->ELX<- Invis: ur not THAt good
[15:57] -X- Lucky42: Cuz thats when i try lol
[16:03] -X- Lucky42: So you want me to?
[16:04] ->ELX<- Invis: lol
[16:05] -X- Lucky42: so...?
[16:05] -X- Lucky42: wth was that?
[16:06] ->ELX<- Invis: u know u shouldnt hack
[16:06] -X- Lucky42: id ont hack lol

Deadly Katana Posts : 200 Join date : 2008-12-13

crystalsnoww wrote:: Me giving personal attacks on others: Never happened
You You've kicked and shunned an amazing member for absolutely no reason and on no grounds.

ROFLLMAO

Professional Knifer Posts : 280 Join date : 2008-07-29

Lt.DragonButt: "I wish I had an underground cyrogenics lab full of hookers and prostitutes and stuff, that would be cool"

Vent FTW ^^

New Knife Posts : 25 Join date : 2009-03-05

Lt.DragonButt: "Send me an invite, my game got retarded." lol!

Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Sun May 17, 2009 10:07 am

Xfire wrote:: [18:00] ->ELX<- Venomous <소리 짱>: Odin and I are just the two to keep that forum alive for a bit.
[18:00] ->ELX<- Venomous <소리 짱>: Regardless of the stupid posts.
[18:01] Bigyeon: new banner
[18:02] ->ELX<- Venomous <소리 짱>: Hard to read.
[18:02] ->ELX<- Venomous <소리 짱>: Fear their wrath, or feel their blade?
[18:02] ->ELX<- Venomous <소리 짱>: That's a bad slogan.
[18:03] Bigyeon: i didnt make it
[18:03] Bigyeon: dont blame me
[18:03] ->ELX<- Venomous <소리 짱>: And what the hell is up with all these bald guys in the banners?
[18:04] Bigyeon: idk
[18:04] Bigyeon: God Of War
[18:05] Bigyeon: ok fine fuck you
[18:05] Bigyeon: i did the banner
[18:05] Bigyeon: took me time
[18:05] ->ELX<- Venomous <소리 짱>: HAHA
[18:05] Bigyeon: and its readable
[18:05] ->ELX<- Venomous <소리 짱>: this is so gonna be in the quotes topic
[18:05] Bigyeon: fuck you
[18:05] Bigyeon: why did i add you again T.T

Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon May 18, 2009 2:14 am

[00:16] xxxWHisKeyWiLlIExX: sup
[00:16] xXPrincessxVodkaXx: o yo
[00:17] xxxWHisKeyWiLlIExX: im dunk
[00:17] xXPrincessxVodkaXx: U LIKE 2 DRINK
[00:17] xxxWHisKeyWiLlIExX: aa
[00:17] xxxWHisKeyWiLlIExX: aye
[00:17] xXPrincessxVodkaXx: hahahh
[00:17] xxxWHisKeyWiLlIExX: wassa ur drnk bby ill buy u watever
[00:17] xxxWHisKeyWiLlIExX: i got paid 2dy
[00:17] xXPrincessxVodkaXx: im only 4 the money
[00:18] xxxWHisKeyWiLlIExX: has cool
[00:18] xxxWHisKeyWiLlIExX: i only wnt to on frids nyway
[00:18] xXPrincessxVodkaXx: i cany;t read utr typimh
[00:18] xXPrincessxVodkaXx: i eat chinezrre witgh chopped dicks
[00:18] xxxWHisKeyWiLlIExX: kajajajjojojo
[00:18] xXPrincessxVodkaXx: lmfao
[00:19] xxxWHisKeyWiLlIExX: kusai d cpddicks jojojoj
[00:19] xXPrincessxVodkaXx: kikikikikikiki
[00:19] xxxWHisKeyWiLlIExX: ja
[00:19] xxxWHisKeyWiLlIExX: jajajaja
[00:20] xxxWHisKeyWiLlIExX: wassaur n me
[00:20] xxxWHisKeyWiLlIExX: nme
[00:20] xxxWHisKeyWiLlIExX: sit
[00:20] xxxWHisKeyWiLlIExX: shit
[00:20] xxxWHisKeyWiLlIExX: namt*
[00:20] xxxWHisKeyWiLlIExX: name
[00:20] xxxWHisKeyWiLlIExX: shet
[00:21] xXPrincessxVodkaXx: sheit
[00:21] xXPrincessxVodkaXx: biotch
[00:21] xxxWHisKeyWiLlIExX: aha haja
[00:21] xxxWHisKeyWiLlIExX: ok biot
[00:21] xXPrincessxVodkaXx: otay biotch u tink u kan fuk wit me?
[00:22] xXPrincessxVodkaXx: u haf nuder ting cummin mister
[00:22] xxxWHisKeyWiLlIExX: i ma prygod wit my fusts
[00:22] xxxWHisKeyWiLlIExX: ukk fk u op
[00:23] xxxWHisKeyWiLlIExX: ey
[00:23] xxxWHisKeyWiLlIExX: ey
[00:23] xxxWHisKeyWiLlIExX: yyh
[00:23] xxxWHisKeyWiLlIExX: hey
[00:23] xXPrincessxVodkaXx: EH EH
[00:24] xXPrincessxVodkaXx: WTF MATE
[00:24] xXPrincessxVodkaXx: o pees off
[00:24] xxxWHisKeyWiLlIExX: ey
[00:24] xxxWHisKeyWiLlIExX: cul it bro
[00:24] xxxWHisKeyWiLlIExX: less kik bacj
[00:24] xxxWHisKeyWiLlIExX: nd
[00:24] xxxWHisKeyWiLlIExX: droink
[00:24] xxxWHisKeyWiLlIExX: hav a beer
[00:24] xxxWHisKeyWiLlIExX: ikk buy it
[00:24] xxxWHisKeyWiLlIExX: w8
[00:24] xxxWHisKeyWiLlIExX: ur a gurl?
[00:24] xxxWHisKeyWiLlIExX: WAHAST FUK

...later that day...

[01:05] CruNkWALly: i got nothing against that
[01:05] Willie+brownEye=FreeWilly: yeah u do
[01:06] CruNkWALly: feels good man
[01:06] Willie+brownEye=FreeWilly: haha stop
[01:06] Willie+brownEye=FreeWilly: sick dude
[01:06] Willie+brownEye=FreeWilly: lol

Funny Quotes - Page 8 Feels-good

.........even later that day.......
[00:45] xxxWHisKeyWiLlIExX: adOFJI
[00:45] xxxWHisKeyWiLlIExX: AWHBTUJAEG'
[00:45] xxxWHisKeyWiLlIExX: PRKOGHDRJSG[
[00:45] xxxWHisKeyWiLlIExX: d
[00:45] Sphinx: i dont understand drunk
[00:48] xxxWHisKeyWiLlIExX: i dont understand english

[00:26] xxxWHisKeyWiLlIExX: ey
[00:26] xxxWHisKeyWiLlIExX: eeeeey
[00:26] xxxWHisKeyWiLlIExX: dougy dou
[00:26] xxxWHisKeyWiLlIExX: g
[00:27] Darkne55: yo sup
[00:27] Darkne55: lol

Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Tue May 19, 2009 4:59 am

lMuslimah4Ever @ YouTube wrote:: Talk dirty to me Muslim boys, make this muslimah excited. Wouldn't you like to lick my tattoos? I am done with Islam and I flushed my Quran.

---

This is possibly the best video on YouTube!!!
There is an alternate title for the Quran

It's The Adventures of The Great Pervert Muhammad's Holy Penis.
Just thought I'd share that with you ^_^

Professional Knifer Posts : 280 Join date : 2008-07-29

[Buffer] [15:47:10] <NINJA> Dragon.Fire -> OMG
[Buffer] [15:47:25] <NINJA> Dragon.Fire -> give us a break its like all admins on a eam
[Buffer] [15:47:31] <NINJA> Dragon.Fire -> team*
[Buffer] [15:47:37] =GW= Potestas -> being admin doesnt make you good
[Buffer] [15:47:47] <NINJA> Dragon.Fire -> being a GW admin does

Sharpened Blade Posts : 57 Join date : 2008-12-30

Soldier wrote:: [Buffer] [15:47:10] <NINJA> Dragon.Fire -> OMG
[Buffer] [15:47:25] <NINJA> Dragon.Fire -> give us a break its like all admins on a eam
[Buffer] [15:47:31] <NINJA> Dragon.Fire -> team*
[Buffer] [15:47:37] =GW= Potestas -> being admin doesnt make you good
[Buffer] [15:47:47] <NINJA> Dragon.Fire -> being a GW admin does

...Fucking hilarious

Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Tue May 19, 2009 7:29 pm

Soldier wrote:: [Buffer] [15:47:10] <NINJA> Dragon.Fire -> OMG
[Buffer] [15:47:25] <NINJA> Dragon.Fire -> give us a break its like all admins on a eam
[Buffer] [15:47:31] <NINJA> Dragon.Fire -> team*
[Buffer] [15:47:37] =GW= Potestas -> being admin doesnt make you good
[Buffer] [15:47:47] <NINJA> Dragon.Fire -> being a GW admin does

..... yeah that's some seriously funny shit right there, I actually laughed out loud! lol!

Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Tue May 19, 2009 7:51 pm

SgtFalcon: jerry besitzt alle
mama: lol
SgtFalcon: oh i like
leroy: put me were u want me to go
mama: thats what she said
pyedog777: cora
pyedog777: thats innappropiate

Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Thu May 21, 2009 12:29 am

[01:17] ->EPC<- Condera: this server needs a supply drop mod so i can continuesly drop supplies lol
[01:19] ->EPC<- Condera: i'll do it all after this game
[01:20] mamawülf: ;,fap
[01:21] ->EPC<- Condera: ???
[01:21] ->EPC<- Condera: what
[01:21] mamawülf: oops
[01:21] mamawülf: lmfao*
[01:21] mamawülf: LOL
[01:21] mamawülf: awkward

New Knife Posts : 25 Join date : 2009-03-05

lol, nice one cora

Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Fri May 22, 2009 11:18 pm

[00:13] Sabbath: i just gave myself cronic brain freeze
[00:13] Sabbath: keept sucking until i cud suck no more
[00:14] Sabbath: hmm il go take pills in a min lol
[00:14] mamawülf: o wow danny too detailed of ur night

Deadly Katana Posts : 200 Join date : 2008-12-13

this made me laugh so hard: 95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building... copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VIP Posts : 143 Join date : 2008-06-17

gayraidersixz wrote:: [00:13] Sabbath: i just gave myself cronic brain freeze
[00:13] Sabbath: keept sucking until i cud suck no more
[00:14] Sabbath: hmm il go take pills in a min lol
[00:14] mamawülf: o wow danny too detailed of ur night

German porn star Blonde Cora (née Carolin Berger) was rushed to the hospital after she had trouble breathing while trying to break a dick sucking record. Cora only made it to penis number 75 out of her intended 200. Hint: Next time try pulling an Albatross. It makes things move along quicker.

http://notas.guanabee.com/2009/05/german-porn-star-blonde-cora-choked-while-trying-to-break-blow-job-record

New Knife Posts : 25 Join date : 2009-03-05

this made me laugh so hard: 95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building... copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Thu May 28, 2009 10:24 pm

Quote :: SgtFalcon: welll
SgtFalcon: what do u guys think about xxx
pyedog777: its a mess
SgtFalcon: the clan py
SgtFalcon: not porn
pyedog777:

New Knife Posts : 25 Join date : 2009-03-05

ROFL!!! no -xXx- is crap now. thats y im ->ELX<- affraid

Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Fri May 29, 2009 8:17 pm

Wait... does ELX stand for like... Elite -X- or something?
scratch

sry im not updated on the knifing community much... Sleep

New Knife Posts : 25 Join date : 2009-03-05

stands for Project X ELITE, we do scrims and will be in a league

Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Sat May 30, 2009 7:38 am

lol so im right Very Happy

» another funny ass vid
» panda vid funny
» Found this to be funny...