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lulz

>educated
>female

I know!, I know!

In most cases that would be considered an "OXYMORON"

Not this time tho....

Hey Mal, I can appreciate what you're saying but uh...BACK THE FUCK OFF MY WOMAN PAL!! She is a woman now you know.

Well.... Uhmmm.... Err.... *Clears throat* I Uh meant that in a completely Plutonical manner SirDark.... By all means, she's yours!

Bow Before The Darkne55!

god shut the fuck

up

FREE VZO.

Conversation started between Darkne55 and Odin: Tue, Jul 17 14:17:34 2007
[14:17] <xnoobwarriorx is now playing Battlefield 2142>
[14:17] Darkne55: That was me bro.
[14:17] Odin: huh?
[14:17] Odin: what happened?
[14:17] Darkne55: I shut dhow the server
[14:17] Darkne55: fuck them
[14:18] Odin: what the fuck started all this shit?
[14:18] Darkne55: effu
[14:18] Darkne55: I guess they ran out of people to play with
[14:19] Odin: Can't a complaint to EA do something about it?
[14:19] Darkne55: I run a knife server.
[14:19] Darkne55: EA knows all about effu
[14:19] Odin: =/
[14:21] Odin: When are you going to start the server again?
[14:24] Darkne55: In a couple of hours
[14:24] Darkne55: just kidding
[14:24] Darkne55: a couple of minutes
[14:24] Odin: punkbuster sucks when it comes to antihacks
[14:25] Odin: oh yeah when you shut down the server it shuts down CC right?
[14:25] Darkne55: yessir
[14:25] Darkne55: the cc is a two part program
[14:25] Odin: Figured so
[14:26] Darkne55: one part installed on your pc, and the other on the server
[14:27] Odin: Is there a way to ban so hash gen's can't make a difference?
[14:29] Darkne55: yes
[14:29] Odin: How so?
[14:29] Darkne55: I can ban by IP
[14:29] Odin: oh
[14:29] Darkne55: I just need to figure out how
[14:29] Darkne55: lol
[14:29] Odin: lol
[14:29] Darkne55: s

postin these just cuz things were so different back then

Conversation started between Darkne55 and ØÐ|П: Tue, Sep 25 20:57:19 2007
[20:57] ØÐ|П: Dark my CC account is not Logging.
[20:57] Darkne55: I need to talk to you
[20:57] Darkne55: give me a minute
[20:57] ØÐ|П: Alright
[21:03] Darkne55: sorry Odin
[21:03] ØÐ|П: ?
[21:03] Darkne55: I've noticed that you're not using "no" as the only acceptable reason for banning people
[21:03] ØÐ|П: Oh
[21:03] ØÐ|П: Alright.
[21:04] Darkne55: are you on the server now?
[21:04] ØÐ|П: No i am not.
[21:04] Darkne55: next time you're there let me know and I'll get you re-hooked up
[21:04] ØÐ|П: Ok.
[21:05] ØÐ|П: Would you like me to go on?
[21:05] Darkne55: sure
[21:07] Darkne55: done
[21:08] ØÐ|П: This won't happen again,I'm sorry
[21:08] Darkne55: its cool
[21:08] Darkne55: umm
[21:08] Darkne55: I wasn't sure about your password
[21:08] Darkne55: its now ******
[21:08] ØÐ|П: yeah
[21:08] ØÐ|П: I think it was that
[21:08] Darkne55: same
[21:08] Darkne55: I'm gonna change it
[21:09] Darkne55: It'll be
[21:09] Darkne55: *********
[21:09] ØÐ|П: lol
[21:09] ØÐ|П: ok
[21:09] Darkne55: nobody would ever guess that
[21:09] Darkne55: lol
[21:09] ØÐ|П: ehehe
[21:09] Darkne55: it's done
[21:10] ØÐ|П: i'm sorry to cause you trouble
[21:10] ØÐ|П: I think you refering to when I used "fuck you" as a reason lol
[21:10] ØÐ|П: you were*

funny, how, & why?

you're too new to understand. you haven't witnessed what makes it funny, because, you would have had to have been there when TKE was attacked by EFFU, and the first attempt to actually learn how to admin correctly was made by Darkne55. After that, Darkne55 continued on to coach and teach other admins who now are the "pillars" of knifing today (which there really isn't any left). But the quote showed light on that world, before we knew how to do shit, and the only rule of thumb to who was hacking was banning 30%+ people. Back when TKE ran 24/7, whose main admins are no longer even known, or acknowledged for their styles, which now everyone knife's in the image of and they don't even know why, other then everyone else seems to do it.

Why did I post it? I found it on my laptop that I haven't touched in about a year and thought some old players would get a kick out of it. perhaps you are at fault for insinuating that I posted it for no reason, and how egotistical to think that I posted it solely for your understanding. but I hope my explanation was sufficient enough for you, though I doubt it, because anything that might possible reflect poorly on you is impossible in your mind's eye, haq.

oh yeah, the second post was a joke pointed at myself over how polite and non-threatening I was back then. You can be the judge behind whether that trait stayed with me or not later in 2142.

I read those thinking: What? EFFU is back?

LOL Odin. I enjoyed those. Hard to imagine dark not knowing how to admin. I think most of us can understand why you would change over time. Admining gets to all of us after a while. It is not the people who behave that we remember unless they are exceptionally polite. It is the people who go into the server bent on breaking rules and ruining everyones fun. We have to give up with warning people and giving them the benefit of the doubt and go straight to bans.

i agree, unless you feel like typing the whole game instead of knifing we are tempted to lean towards a kick/ban rather than waste the effort. i did get a laugh out of those.

odin wrote:

but I hope my explanation was sufficient enough for you, though I doubt it, because anything that might possible reflect poorly on you is impossible in your mind's eye, haq.

No man I get it! (Got it before your articulate description, thx btw 4 that) I just don't get why you feel the need to belittle individuals that you don't agree with. I get you want people to see that you are mature for your age, I get this; however stepping stones, bro, stepping stones.

belittle? I doubt I do that, I'm quite tall.

stepping stones bro!

what does that even mean

What do you mean what does it mean,

It means:

that one —used as subject or direct object or indirect object of a verb or object of a preposition usually in reference to a lifeless thing <took a quick look at the house and noticed it was very old>, a plant <there is a rosebush near the fence and it is now blooming>, a person or animal whose sex is unknown or disregarded <don't know who it is>, a group of individuals or things, or an abstract entity <beauty is everywhere and it is a source of joy> — compare he, its, she, they
2 —used as subject of an impersonal verb that expresses a condition or action without reference to an agent <it is raining>
3 a —used as anticipatory subject or object of a verb <it is necessary to repeat the whole thing> ; often used to shift emphasis to a part of a statement other than the subject <it was in this city that the treaty was signed> b —used with many verbs as a direct object with little or no meaning <footed it back to camp>
4 —used to refer to an explicit or implicit state of affairs or circumstances <how is it going>
5 : a crucial or climactic point <this is it>

tldr

whats the matter, nep ftw?