Funny Quotes

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[08:42] francesuzo: who are you? do i know you
[08:42] re5]l3x: Yes
[08:42] re5]l3x: You know me very well
[08] re5]l3x: however that must be kept secret for now
[08] francesuzo: chi?
[08] re5]l3x: I know Chi
[08] re5]l3x: But no, I am not him
[08] francesuzo: who are you
[08] re5]l3x: I am someone close to you
[08] francesuzo: someone close to me
[08] re5]l3x: someone you trust
[08] re5]l3x: You may not know now, but I've been watching your progression online for awhile now
[08] re5]l3x: Day by day comes by, and you do not find success
[08] francesuzo: Hmmmm
[08] re5]l3x: do you know that of which I speak of?
[08] francesuzo: yes i do
[08] francesuzo: and now you have me in a mood i am almost never in
[08] re5]l3x: Tell me franc, what are you feeling?
[08] francesuzo: thats... hard to explain i fell somewhat impressed at your wit yet at the same time rivaled at it
[08] francesuzo: and most often that would make me cautios but now
[08] francesuzo: i am somewhat
[08] francesuzo: inveigatev
[08] re5]l3x: Well Franc, that's very good, you've been improving indeed I see. Now that you've told me something about you
[08] re5]l3x: I should tell you something about me
[08] re5]l3x: My name is Dr Kamen Gustav, I work for the psychological institution of maryland
[08] francesuzo: and yet i do not beleive you
[08] re5]l3x: and I've been observing your activity
[08] re5]l3x: as a test for the local university
[08] re5]l3x: Franc
[08] re5]l3x: I know you wouldn't believe me
[08] re5]l3x: You have been shown no signs of my monitering
[08] re5]l3x: if you did at all, it would of been on purpose
[08] re5]l3x: and I see
[08] re5]l3x: that you have came a long way
[08] re5]l3x: since that trip to the store
[08] re5]l3x: and bought Battlefield
[08] francesuzo: and now i see that you are a foney
[08] francesuzo: for if you have ben monitering me then youw ould know
[08] francesuzo: i do not want success at this game
[08] francesuzo: for if i wanted it
[08] francesuzo: all i would have to do
[08] francesuzo: is grab it
[08] francesuzo: but id ratehr have fun
[08] francesuzo: and keep my mind off of life
[08] francesuzo: and
[08] re5]l3x: Franc, we're all born with destiny
[08] re5]l3x: we're born with talents
[08] re5]l3x: you're as good at life as you're as good at anything
[08] francesuzo: now im feeling a bit cautios at you
[08] francesuzo: if you knew what my talents are then you are most likley a stalker with a sound monitering device
[08] re5]l3x: Franc
[08] francesuzo: for i have only ever told one person what my talents are
[08] re5]l3x: don't be so egotistical
[08] re5]l3x: I would not need such devices to track you online
[08] francesuzo: hahaha
[08] francesuzo: i was not speaking of that you fool
[08] francesuzo: i was speaking of talents
[08] re5]l3x: I am a mere man, looking for answers as to why people play video games when they can't find sufficient happiness in life
[08] francesuzo: if youw ant that answer
[08] francesuzo: all you ahd to do
[08] francesuzo: is ask it
[08] francesuzo: i play them because it keeps my mind off of life and matters at hand
[08] re5]l3x: Franc, how could you ever imagine a more ruder way to intrude
[08] re5]l3x: I am contacting you today for a reason
[08] re5]l3x: obviously
[08] re5]l3x: you're not the only person I've been tracking
[08] re5]l3x: that would be ignorant of me
[08] francesuzo: then please state your reason
[08] francesuzo: before i "intrude" once more
[08] re5]l3x: Franc, you've been the most successful candidate
[08] re5]l3x: You've grown since that day you started playing videogames
[08] re5]l3x: you had in mind that it was for fun
[08] re5]l3x: you realised that you were getting good
[08] re5]l3x: indeed you were
[08] re5]l3x: and you have grown as a individual
[08] re5]l3x: unlike so many countless players
[08] re5]l3x: you're a uniquity
[08] francesuzo: and may i ask how is it that i am a "uniquity
"
[08] re5]l3x: It is your right to know
[08] re5]l3x: yes
[08] re5]l3x: but I would like to know something in return
[08] re5]l3x: if it would not be too much to ask for
[08] re5]l3x: The Government does not authorize me to delve into your life
[08] re5]l3x: but to simple moniter your state while playing a game
[08] re5]l3x: may I ask a simple question?
[08] francesuzo: yes you may
[08] re5]l3x: Why do you do it? What drives you to escape from reality, what is troubling you so much that you'd find a scape goat into a new world?
[08] francesuzo: ahh
[08] francesuzo: now that
[08] francesuzo: is something personal
[08] francesuzo: but i will sharew
[08] francesuzo: IF
[08] francesuzo: you keep your mouth shut about it
[08] re5]l3x: Franc, we're two men
[08] francesuzo: my causin by marige
[08] francesuzo: i like her
[08] francesuzo: and i feel as though i am a sick man
[08] francesuzo: for wanting to actualy
[08] francesuzo: maybe
[08] re5]l3x: and I have to keep my mouth shut whether I like it or not, my P.H.D is at risk
[08] francesuzo: lol
[08] francesuzo: ok
[08] francesuzo: ok
[08] francesuzo: now i may continue yes?
[08] francesuzo: marry her
[08] francesuzo: and so the story goes
[08] francesuzo: in a way
[08] francesuzo: you could say i do it to escape the reality of the fact that i like a causin by marrige
[08] francesuzo: and tahts why
[09] francesuzo: now i have givein you your part
[09] francesuzo: now give me my part
[09] re5]l3x: Alright Franc
[09] francesuzo: its france by the way
[09] re5]l3x: Yes yes, Frank gives you a more human trait to me
[09] re5]l3x: and it keeps other researchers off of you
[09] re5]l3x: when I file my papers
[09] francesuzo: hahaha
[09] francesuzo: so now im being researched
[09] francesuzo: tell your researchers
[09] re5]l3x: I am my researcher.
[09] francesuzo: to stay off it
[09] re5]l3x: I work alone.
[09] re5]l3x: These are personal matters
[09] re5]l3x: and the only person who reads this
[09] re5]l3x: other than me
[09] re5]l3x: will be the chief physician out here, the final report will be all he see's
[09] re5]l3x: and then a graph will be released with anonymity
[09] francesuzo: and what will this final report say
[09] re5]l3x: it will say you're a unique player, a unique human being as to the reasons in which you drive yourself to become, to play, to increase your talent at such a subject as gaming
[09] re5]l3x: It's based off of a theory
[09] re5]l3x: that all men have addictions, no matter the subject, or the cost
[09] francesuzo: yes
[09] francesuzo: but
[09] re5]l3x: You understand.
[09] francesuzo: you see
[09] francesuzo: i understand complely
[09] francesuzo: but
[09] francesuzo: i have this addiction
[09] francesuzo: to keep my head of of the otehr
[09] francesuzo: being
[09] francesuzo: love
[09] francesuzo: a sickening one in fact
[09] francesuzo: must i repeat that i may actualy marry the step daughter of my uncle
[09] francesuzo: yous ee
[09] francesuzo: see
[09] francesuzo: now do you understand
[09] francesuzo: for me
[09] francesuzo: games are a way of keeping my head in a spot where i can keep my thoughts clear
[09] francesuzo: focus on something other then a frantic existance
[09] francesuzo: give my self an objective other then make a women fall in love with me
[09] francesuzo: plus
[09] francesuzo: even i have to admit
[09] francesuzo: the explosians are a cool thing
[09] francesuzo: lol
[09] re5]l3x: They are. Explosions also symbolize the state in which you execute your emotions, whether it's totally impulsive or thought out
[09] re5]l3x: But that's on a whole different level oh psych
[09] francesuzo: ahh yes now you have the basic idea
[09] francesuzo: now
[09] re5]l3x: And now you know why you're a uniquety
[09] francesuzo: you must learn how to control these explosians and then manipulate when they happen to in the end come up with a single result
[09] re5]l3x: why I picked you
[09] francesuzo: the on YOU want
[09] re5]l3x: over hundreds
[09] francesuzo: but i gues that takes years of practice
[09] re5]l3x: I was listening in on your Teamspeak meeting
[09] re5]l3x: Yesterday.
[09] re5]l3x: It sounds like you've been in a struggle
[09] francesuzo: STOp
[09] re5]l3x: with the clan you've been trying to acquire membership to
[09] francesuzo: shut up
[09] francesuzo: listen
[09] francesuzo: you see
[09] francesuzo: yes
[09] francesuzo: it SOUNDS
[09] francesuzo: as though it is a struggle
[09] francesuzo: yet it is not
[09] francesuzo: i want it to look as though it is
[09] francesuzo: because
[09] francesuzo: on entrance
[09] francesuzo: i look like a better member
[09] francesuzo: as i said earlier
[09] francesuzo: you have to learn
[09] francesuzo: to control these explosians
[09] francesuzo: and set them off
[09] francesuzo: at the right time
[09] francesuzo: to in the end
[09] francesuzo: gain the results
[09] francesuzo: you wanted
[09] re5]l3x: That's some sticky business, That's manipulation of the mind.
[09] re5]l3x: If you live your life with such immoral attitude, you'll only realize the world was not enough
[09] francesuzo: ahh
[09] re5]l3x: on your deathbed you'll realize
[09] re5]l3x: What if I did this, would it change this outcome?
[09] re5]l3x: Why didn't I get more out of the time I had?
[09] re5]l3x: That's what will happen
[09] francesuzo: ahh
[09] francesuzo: and now
[09] francesuzo: the second part of the lesson
[09] francesuzo: bounderis
[09] francesuzo: if you do do waht i speak o
[09] francesuzo: of
[09] francesuzo: you must learn the limits of it
[09] francesuzo: and when not to do so
[09] francesuzo: or as you said
[09] francesuzo: on your death bed
[09] francesuzo: youll realize
[09] francesuzo: life was not as it should have ben
[09] francesuzo: there were no suprises
[09] francesuzo: it wasent fun
[09] francesuzo: as msot people would say
[09] francesuzo: the trick is
[09] francesuzo: to do it as yu wold drink a beer
[09] francesuzo: in moderation
[09] re5]l3x: France, your greatest dreams are your worst enemy
[09] francesuzo: ahh
[09] francesuzo: then you have learned NOTHING
[09] re5]l3x: I have learned how to lead my own life
[09] re5]l3x: I can only tell you the experience I have had
[09] francesuzo: now you are learning
[09] re5]l3x: France
[09] re5]l3x: you are not the teacher here, nor am I.
[09] re5]l3x: I am not the magic fairy you look for in your thoughts and hopes
[09] re5]l3x: that will cure
[09] re5]l3x: your relationship with your cousin
[09] re5]l3x: I am not the fairy godmother
[09] re5]l3x: it is out of my boundaries to even suggest a solution
[09] re5]l3x: I am doctor of the mind, yes
[09] francesuzo: now i must intrude in what most would call a rude way
[09] re5]l3x: but I can not solve people's lives
[09] francesuzo: trying to preceive a person through his/her mind is like trying to look at the whole og the universe through a key hole
[09] francesuzo: learn to preceive life for waht it is
[09] francesuzo: and in the end
[09] francesuzo: it may bring you happieness
[09] francesuzo: or anger
[09] francesuzo: either one depending on your "persona"
[09] francesuzo: and also yes your greatest aspirations may be your enemy at times
[09] re5]l3x: France, don't you realize your fault as it is right now?
[09] re5]l3x: You're not the teacher of philosophy you try so hard to be
[09] re5]l3x: You can't even get your affairs in order
[09] francesuzo: i do not try to be
[09] re5]l3x: let alone give me advice
[09] francesuzo: but as i said
[09] francesuzo: you have me in a mood i am rarely in
[09] re5]l3x: Don't lie to me
[09] re5]l3x: I know different
[09] re5]l3x: You are not a higher power
[09] francesuzo: no i am not
[09] re5]l3x: nor are you a higher player
[09] francesuzo: i am a meer man
[09] re5]l3x: Then talk like you are
[09] re5]l3x: and think like you are
[09] re5]l3x: you try to interpret life as if it's a painting
[09] re5]l3x: it is nothing of the kind
[09] re5]l3x: life is personal
[09] re5]l3x: life is meaningful
[09] re5]l3x: life is what you make it
[09] re5]l3x: and that is that
[09] francesuzo: then i have nothing further to say
[09] re5]l3x: I'm glad I contacted you today France
[09] re5]l3x: and I'd like to inform you
[09] re5]l3x: that you're no longer under research
[09] re5]l3x: I have what I need
[09] re5]l3x: and I thank you.
[09] francesuzo: and waht is it that you need doctor krylove was it
[09] francesuzo: krylofe*
[09] re5]l3x: Dr. Kamen Gustav
[09] francesuzo: i stand corected
[09] francesuzo: and i say again
[09] re5]l3x: As you have been this whole conversation
[09] francesuzo: i ask again
[09] francesuzo: what was it you needed Dr. Kamem
[09] re5]l3x: France, I need to know what drives you
[09] francesuzo: kamen
[09] re5]l3x: and I needed to ask on a human level
[09] re5]l3x: We do not live in a fascist government
[09] re5]l3x: I wanted to see eye to eye with you
[09] re5]l3x: and since we have
[09] re5]l3x: I'd like to thank you
[09] francesuzo: and id like to thank YOU Dr. kamen
[09] francesuzo: you have put me ina mood as i said i am almost never in an indulgent mood
[09] re5]l3x: That's what is so great about being Anonymous.
[09] re5]l3x: and I am going.
[09] francesuzo: uh Doctor
[09] francesuzo: i have one more querstion for you
[09] francesuzo: then you may go
[09] re5]l3x: Yes France?
[09] francesuzo: who are you really

BULLCHET

Epic lulz

francesuzo: trying to preceive a person through his/her mind is like trying to look at the whole og the universe through a key hole
[09] francesuzo: learn to preceive life for waht it is
[09] francesuzo: and in the end
[09] francesuzo: it may bring you happieness
[09] francesuzo: or anger
[09] francesuzo: either one depending on your "persona"
[09] francesuzo: and also yes your greatest aspirations may be your enemy at times


[09] francesuzo: you have me in a mood i am rarely in
[09] re5]l3x: Don't lie to me
[09] re5]l3x: I know different
[09] re5]l3x: You are not a higher power
[09] francesuzo: no i am not
[09] re5]l3x: nor are you a higher player
[09] francesuzo: i am a meer man
[09] re5]l3x: Then talk like you are
[09] re5]l3x: and think like you are
[09] re5]l3x: you try to interpret life as if it's a painting
[09] re5]l3x: it is nothing of the kind
[09] re5]l3x: life is personal
[09] re5]l3x: life is meaningful
[09] re5]l3x: life is what you make it
[09] re5]l3x: and that is that
[09] francesuzo: then i have nothing further to say
[09] re5]l3x: I'm glad I contacted you today France
[09] re5]l3x: and I'd like to inform you
[09] re5]l3x: that you're no longer under research
[09] re5]l3x: I have what I need
[09] re5]l3x: and I thank you.




..............some serious sheit there bud

Alright you guys are starting to worry me...

10/10 trolling.

took me awhile to find that piece of lost treasure until I was organizing my docs yesterday and realized I trolled him on my pc instead of my laptop

It wasn't that funny...

Yo Daniel "whadaya got goin on there". My boss always asks me that. Hes a coke fiend haha

It was kinda creepy the things he told me

Lol. True.... haha. cousin...

odinlover wrote:
i_dont_like_s3rk4n-.- wrote:
odinlover wrote:


http://hacks4games.wordpress.com/category/battlefield-2142/



those hacks works? xD


Go try, you will get caught, just like that other noob XD

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my brother is a noob because he got caught for not using cheats?
i know better what happend so u dont have to put your nose in someone's problem
damn dude u are a dick...

who is odinlover, seriously?

and why was I downgraded from Deadly Katana

or was i upgraded to professional knifer
dur

I still always found this funny

D_T_A aka HAWK21: who care's about your friends gonnas say
#PoW# Starfall: I do.
#PoW# Starfall: Because I care about my friends.
#PoW# Starfall: I HAVE friends.
D_T_A aka HAWK21: well i fucking dont
D_T_A aka HAWK21: you bitch ass motherfucker

lol...

mamawülf: he reminds me of venom
mamawülf: lol venom hated me cause i'm a girl and hes not
mamawülf: i love when guys pretend to be girls, it makes me lol
pyedog777: i'm gonna do that tomorrow
pyedog777: i'm gonna wear my gf's dress
mamawülf: thats going on the forums.

pyedog777: tell me what comes to mind
mama: kk go
pyedog777: cow
mama: grass
pyedog777: grass
mama: horse
pyedog777: moose
mama: forest
pyedog777: tree
mama: squirrel
pyedog777: chipmunk'
mama: acorn
pyedog777: seed
mama: men
mama: LOL
pyedog777: correct
pyedog777: you win
mama: yess!
pyedog777: i wish i were that good
pyedog777: but that is why i dress up in my gf's cloths every fri night, so i feel better
mama: i knew u were part gay
pyedog777: lol
pyedog777: venom started it
pyedog777: not i

Oh yeah, I so hate you </3

Woot im becoming famous

mama: only sexy boys are invited into my room
GangWar: mmm
GangWar: well you're in trouble cause here are 3 of the sexiest
mama: lol
GangWar: lol
mama: i know tanka is sexy
GangWar: yup
GangWar: i wassnt him
GangWar: lol want*
GangWar: faggotry
mama: lol
mama: that goes
TankaTank: lol
mama: in the forums

LOLLL mama thats funny

I LUV U TANKA!! COME BACK!

old joke


*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
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Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
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benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
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Stalin: i hate u all fags
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paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
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