Funny Quotes

Fatal Knife Posts : 128 Join date : 2008-07-20

Wow. Last night was really fun. I changed my name to Tongcruz and hit on a skanky whore and her pimp whore friend.

Shit was so cash.

Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Wed Feb 18, 2009 6:38 pm

saps, why can't you just leave me alone!!!!11!!1one!!

New Knife Posts : 20 Join date : 2008-06-16

* want some n00dz tong?
" sure im a priest "

LMFAO! XD

Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Sun Feb 22, 2009 2:03 pm

[08:15] re5]l3x: your pc is outdated
[08:15] tongcruz1: WHY
[08:15] tongcruz1: JUST REBUILD THIS
[08:15] tongcruz1: 2 WEEKS AGO
[08:16] re5]l3x: my old pc, I threw it out and it had better specs than yours
[08:16] tongcruz1: LOL
[08:16] tongcruz1: ALMOST SAME BRO
[08:16] tongcruz1: DO YOU HAVE LIQUID COOLING
[08:16] tongcruz1: CAUSE I GOT MINE
[08:17] re5]l3x: I have plasmic cooling
[08:17] tongcruz1: I OVERCLOKED TO 3.8 GHZ
[08:17] tongcruz1: LIQUID COOLING IS THE BEST
[08:17] re5]l3x: I overclocked mine to 8.9
[08:17] tongcruz1: BUT LIKE ITOLD YOU ALIEN WARE IS GOOD
[08:17] tongcruz1: LOL
[08:18] re5]l3x: yeah
[08:18] tongcruz1: THATS WHY I GOT LIQUIDCOLLING
[08:18] tongcruz1: TO OVER CLOKED
[08:18] re5]l3x: oops, I was wrong
[08:18] re5]l3x: I was nuclear fusion cooling
[08:18] tongcruz1: THATS GOOD TO
[08:18] tongcruz1: I ALREDY WHEN TO ALIEN WARE
[08:19] tongcruz1: AND RELLY EXPENSIVE TO REBUILD
[08:19] tongcruz1: SO I DECIDED TO REBUILD THATN TO ORDER
[08:20] tongcruz1: I WENT TO WEBSITE ALIEN WARE AND TRY TO REBUILT
[08:20] tongcruz1: BUT I COMPRE IT CAUSE MORE MONEY THAN TO REBUILT
[08:20] re5]l3x: yeh, I was going to do that too, but if I was to rebuild on my own, my pc would be known as "The Dominator" and eventually all that we know that's civilization would implode in its leetnes
[08:21] tongcruz1: WELL IT DEFEND
[08:21] tongcruz1: CAUSE I CAN UPGRADE MY COMP AS MANY I WANT
[08:22] tongcruz1: FOR MY COMP AND MONITOR CAUSE ME 3K
[08:23] re5]l3x: Well, I had to borrow against the Icelandic treasury to pay for mine, sadly after that happened their 3 and only banks had to shut down and they're all fleeing to russia.....
[08:24] tongcruz1: NO YOUR GOOD BRO
[08:24] tongcruz1: ALIENWARE IS GOOD
[08:24] tongcruz1: ITS ONLY EXPENSIVE THINS
[08:24] re5]l3x: currently, my ram is in alpha stage, it's DDR50
[08:26] tongcruz1: WELL MY VIDEO CARD IS DDR5
[08:26] re5]l3x: my nuclear fusion cooling takes a whole factory of water coolers that are powered by motion, the pure dense radiation causes billions of rotars to spin therefore freezing a pipe that runs to my pc, nearly 600 miles beneath the ocean floor off of san diego
[08:26] tongcruz1: OL
[08:27] re5]l3x: the monitor I wanted didn't exist due to the current limitations of todays technology, so I invented a cerebrial interface and the games are sent directly to my brain, bypassing my eyes completely.
[08:27] tongcruz1: HEHEE LOL DONT BE SERIUOS
[08:29] re5]l3x: In fact I employed the U.S. Goverment to research the following subjects : Robotic sensory and Automatic Rangery Tissue. It's to be a injectable shot into each of my fingers to autmatically admit signals to every connection on the server. Therefore I can kill everyone on the opposite team, headshots only.
[08:29] tongcruz1: LOL
[08:31] re5]l3x: And in its final stage-zebra-I will have microscopic nanobots emplanted in the cerebrum. It will make my brain 79% more efficient and I may find that I can not only kill players in the game, but I can limit their minds capabilities to EVER play a game again.
[08:32] re5]l3x: with the current setup, and the medula oblongatta addon card, I'll be able to bypass mice and keyboards entirely. I'm also working on a device which will turn my body into electrical impulses so I can be injected into the game code and play, for real.
[08:33] tongcruz1: LOL I GOT RAZER KEYBOARD AND MOUSE
[08:33] re5]l3x: That is so 21st centurary.
[08:35] tongcruz1: AND TO YOUR CAUSE MY VIDEO CARD IS 2GB DDR5
[08:36] re5]l3x: mine is DDR666
[08:36] tongcruz1: LOL
[08:37] tongcruz1: MINE IS TEH LATEST ONE FOR NOW
[08:37] tongcruz1: THAT THE TOP OF THE LINE R NOW
[08:37] re5]l3x: You know that movie Tron?
[08:37] tongcruz1: NOP
[08:37] re5]l3x: damn
[08:37] re5]l3x: well it was made in the 80ies
[08:37] re5]l3x: its a documentary about me
[08:37] re5]l3x: look it up sometime
[08:37] tongcruz1: LOL
[08:38] tongcruz1: DO YOU KNOW TERMINATOR
[08:38] re5]l3x: I made "The Terminator
[08:38] tongcruz1: IT DOCUMENTARY
[08:38] tongcruz1: THATS 80
[08:38] re5]l3x: it was a project I made back in the 50ies.
[08:38] tongcruz1: LOL
[08:38] re5]l3x: until turncoat CIA agents took over the OP
[08:39] re5]l3x: I was forced to resign my commition, and I've been living in 150 countries
[08:39] tongcruz1: WRHE DO YOU LIVE
[08:39] re5]l3x: If I told you, I would have to kill you.
[08:39] tongcruz1: LOL
[08:40] re5]l3x: and since it would not be done personally, I cannot guarrentee it will be quick, or painless.
[08:40] tongcruz1: R NOW IM USING MY LOPTOP
[08:40] tongcruz1: I GOT 2 LOPTOP
[08:40] tongcruz1: AND 3 DESTOP
[08:40] re5]l3x: Do not fool yourself
[08:40] tongcruz1: LOL
[08:41] tongcruz1: DO YOU KNOW HOW OLDER AM I
[08:41] re5]l3x: In my lifetime, a span that has reached close to a millenium, I have not only made the first computer, but I have gone through the most.
[08:41] tongcruz1: IM WORKING FOR A BIG COMPANY
[08:41] re5]l3x: I'll buy your company.
[08:41] tongcruz1: SO DON T FOOL YOUR SELF OR YOU WILL BE GOING SOMWERE
[08:41] re5]l3x: it would only take one phone call.
[08:42] tongcruz1: OK GO AHED
[08:42] tongcruz1: THATS GOOD
[08:42] tongcruz1: SO WHEN YOU BUY IT I BE THE PRESIDENT
[08:43] re5]l3x: No, tell me, what is your position now?
[08:43] tongcruz1: JANITOR
[08:44] re5]l3x: I
[08:44] re5]l3x: I need to go now, they've intercepted this transmission, they've got a fix on my position, and I only have 20 seconds until they terminate me
[08:44] tongcruz1: SO YOU GOING TO PUT ME IN PRESIDENT
[08:44] re5]l3x: Farewell
[08:45] tongcruz1: FAREWLL AND GOOBY
[08:45] tongcruz1: INDEED
[08:45] re5]l3x: Oh no
[08:45] re5]l3x: Oh NO
[08:45] re5]l3x: the feed was garbled
[08:45] tongcruz1: WHAT
[08:45] re5]l3x: Tong
[08:45] re5]l3x: TONG
[08:45] re5]l3x: YOU'VE GOTTA GO NOW
[08:45] re5]l3x: IT WASN'T FOR ME
[08:45] re5]l3x: IT WAS FOR YOU
[08:45] tongcruz1: YES
[08:45] re5]l3x: YOU NEED TO GO
[08:46] tongcruz1: LOL
[08:46] re5]l3x: GO BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE
[08:46] re5]l3x: THEY WILL GET YOU, AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE
[08:46] re5]l3x: TRUST ME
[08:46] tongcruz1: YOU TRUST ME
[08:46] tongcruz1: IM TALKING TO SOME BODY
[08:47] re5]l3x: TONG, YOU'RE ON A COUNTDOWN, YOU'RE BEING WATCHED, AND YOUR PHONES HAVE BEEN BUGGED
[08:47] re5]l3x: Who are you talking to
[08:47] re5]l3x: give me name
[08:47] re5]l3x: Give me a name!!!!
[08:47] re5]l3x: It could be THEM
[08:48] tongcruz1: LOL
[08:48] re5]l3x: God damn, don't be a fool, it will be your last mistake
[08:48] tongcruz1: I GUESS YOU NNED TO SLEPP
[08:48] re5]l3x: Give me a name!
[08:48] tongcruz1: SHUT UP DDUE
[08:48] re5]l3x: Tongcruz, this is for your ow
[08:49] tongcruz1: DONT DISTURB ME BRO
[08:49] tongcruz1: CAUSE YOU DONT KNOW ME
[08:49] tongcruz1: IM WORKING FOR A GOVERMENT DUDE
[08:50] tongcruz1: HEY ARE YOU A GIRL

New Knife Posts : 42 Join date : 2008-06-11 Age : 33

fake.

Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:53 pm

you wish faglover

Fatal Knife Posts : 128 Join date : 2008-07-20

I bet Tongcruz has a massive e-peen.

Also, 2gb DDR5 is like... soon. Learn2futureproof.

My PC has Intel Plan 7 Blackmere processors. Wikipedia it. That's some niggawatts of pure power.

Guest

lol... niggawatts XD

VIP Posts : 492 Join date : 2008-06-11 Location : JAPAN

Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:07 am

wtf is he taking about scratch

lool

Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:55 pm

bonsai willie? wat

Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:31 am

In reply to Odin's post between Tong and Re5[lex.

Sounds to me like the "Classic", "I can PEE farther than you" or "My Daddy
is bigger than yours" or "My Penis is Longer than yours".

Examples of this type of "One-Upsmanship" should solely be left for children.
To build Self-Esteem, and to learn to lie "BIG".

Someday perhaps they will learn to like themselves, and get over it.

lol!

Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:45 am

I am Him.

My favorite e-peen bullshit I made up was

[08:29] re5]l3x: In fact I employed the U.S. Government to research the following subjects : Robotic sensory and Automatic Rangery Tissue. It's to be a injectable shot into each of my fingers to automatically admit signals to every connection on the server. Therefore I can kill everyone on the opposite team, headshots only.

Everyone thinks I hack, this is what really makes me so good....LOL

Fatal Knife Posts : 128 Join date : 2008-07-20

You should post the one with Franzesuco.

Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:43 pm

when I'm on my laptop I will

VIP Posts : 492 Join date : 2008-06-11 Location : JAPAN

epic movie, must watch

Funny Quotes - Page 6 Farcry10

Professional Knifer Posts : 280 Join date : 2008-07-29

NOOBTHATSAYSHECANHACK wrote:: [22:08] =GW=Soldier: i was invited to a chatroom
[22:08] =GW=Soldier: where they are spamming
[22:08] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: haha
[22:10] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: upload/file/pornoffers/sexysingles/erectilesearch
[22:11] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: nah
[22:12] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: just upload a ddos
[22:13] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: poor ppls on this server...
[22:14] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: they don't know i'm takin 100 usd out of each of their banks
[22:16] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: mmkay just put it back
[22:16] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: if not for the money why?
[22:16] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: cuz i can
[22:18] =GW=Soldier: im not stupid
[22:18] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: hmm?
[22:18] =GW=Soldier: lol
[22:18] =GW=Soldier: u expect me to believe that?
[22:18] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: well i don't expect you too
[22:19] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: but i could always prove you wrong
[22:19] =GW=Soldier: no u couldent
[22:19] =GW=Soldier: caz u dont know what your talking about
[22:19] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: oh really?
[22:19] =GW=Soldier: yes really
[22:19] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: lol
[22:20] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: well then
[22:20] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: you willing to put your computer on the line?
[22:21] =GW=Soldier: take your best shot
[22:21] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: my best shot?
[22:21] =GW=Soldier: yea
[22:22] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: if i took my best shot
[22:22] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: the fbi would be at my door in 4 minutes
[22:22] =GW=Soldier: i think you think too much of yourself
[22:22] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: no
[22:22] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: I JUST WANTED TO GET RID OF MY TAXES
[22:22] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: THATS ALL
[22:23] =GW=Soldier: lmfao
[22:23] =GW=Soldier: 12 year olds dont pay taxes
[22:23] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: but 5 year olds do
[22:24] =GW=Soldier: lol
[22:24] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: brick wall buddy
[22:24] =GW=Soldier: i have nothing to say to u
[22:25] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: good
[22:25] =GW=Soldier: everything u say is soooo obviously bullshit
[22:25] =GW=Soldier: that anything i say
[22:25] =GW=Soldier: wouldent be enough for the kinda bullshit your saying
[22:25] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: ...
[22:25] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: nope
[22:25] =GW=Soldier: the fbi doesnt care about u
[22:26] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: not emotionally
[22:26] =GW=Soldier: they dont even know about u
[22:26] =GW=Soldier: you dont know how to hack
[22:26] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: and what makes yo uthink that?
[22:26] =GW=Soldier: um
[22:26] =GW=Soldier: the way you talk
[22:26] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: right
[22:27] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: and don't track my IP
[22:27] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: have a nasty suprise in there
[22:27] =GW=Soldier: lmfao
[22:27] =GW=Soldier: your an idiot
[22:28] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: yes yes i am
[22:28] =GW=Soldier: but its all good
[22:28] =GW=Soldier: im having a laugh about it
[22:28] =GW=Soldier: with a friend
[22:28] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: thats good
[22:28] =GW=Soldier: and btw
[22:28] =GW=Soldier: u dont upload
[22:28] =GW=Soldier: a ddos
[22:28] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: you could
[22:28] =GW=Soldier: no
[22:28] =GW=Soldier: u dont
[22:28] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: well you suck with computers
[22:28] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: so
[22:28] =GW=Soldier: you obviously dont know what a ddos is
[22:28] =GW=Soldier: lmfao
[22:28] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: denial of service
[22:28] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: suck it
[22:29] =GW=Soldier: your point?
[22:29] =GW=Soldier: thats the words
[22:29] =GW=Soldier: thats not what a ddos IS
[22:29] =GW=Soldier: ddos is not a virus
[22:29] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: no it isnt
[22:29] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: want a cookie?
[22:29] =GW=Soldier: therefore u dont upload it
[22:29] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: ur soo smart
[22:29] =GW=Soldier: you already proved
[22:29] =GW=Soldier: you dont know shit
[22:29] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: a DDOS is an attack
[22:29] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: not a virus
[22:29] =GW=Soldier: ok man
[22:29] =GW=Soldier: define a ddos
[22:29] =GW=Soldier: what exactly is it
[22:30] =GW=Soldier: hurry
[22:30] =GW=Soldier: no google
[22:30] =GW=Soldier: gogo
[22:30] =GW=Soldier: thats what i thought
[22:30] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: virus is keylogger/trojan
[22:30] =GW=Soldier: lmfao
[22:30] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: don't interrupt me
[22:30] =GW=Soldier: i didnt ask what a virus was
[22:30] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: when i am talking
[22:30] =GW=Soldier: i wanna know
[22:30] =GW=Soldier: what a ddos is
[22:30] =GW=Soldier: but u obviously dont know
[22:30] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: k
[22:30] =GW=Soldier: you dont know shit about computers
[22:30] =GW=Soldier: next time you try to pull that bullshit
[22:30] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: i'll answer your question with another question
[22:30] =GW=Soldier: pull it on someone that doesnt know jack shit about computers
[22:31] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: what is a ddos? what is a raid?
[22:31] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: both are attacks that wear down the opponent
[22:31] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: but a hacker has no opponent
[22:31] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: a hacker
[22:31] =GW=Soldier: your going to answer my question?
[22:31] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: gets off to destroying shit
[22:31] =GW=Soldier: by asking the question
[22:31] =GW=Soldier: back?
[22:32] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: a ddos wears down the system. pretty useless against a good security system
[22:32] =GW=Soldier: you dont know what a ddos is
[22:32] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: yes i do
[22:32] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: I just know what its useful for
[22:32] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: and destroying shit is definatley not it
[22:33] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: you dont know what your talking about
[22:33] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: or who you are talking to
[22:33] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: so mind your tounge
[22:33] =GW=Soldier: lmfao
[22:36] =GW=Soldier: how old are you?
[22:37] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: old enough
[22:38] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: now unless you are gonna hold and charge me
[22:38] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: i advise you fuck off
[22:38] =GW=Soldier: ...
[22:38] =GW=Soldier: lmfao
[22:38] =GW=Soldier: u dont know shit
[22:38] =GW=Soldier: i already challenged u
[22:38] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: obviously you dont
[22:38] =GW=Soldier: to get into my computer
[22:39] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: I wasnt joking
[22:39] =GW=Soldier: you wernt joking
[22:39] =GW=Soldier: but u expected me to be a dumbass
[22:39] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: I told you to fuck off
[22:39] =GW=Soldier: no
[22:39] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: and that was asking real proper like
[22:39] =GW=Soldier: i wanna see these hacking skills of yours
[22:39] =GW=Soldier: lmfao
[22:39] =GW=Soldier: are u stupid
[22:39] =GW=Soldier: [22:38] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: i advise you fuck off
[22:39] =GW=Soldier: real proper like?
[22:41] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: yes actually
[22:41] =GW=Soldier: noob
[22:41] =GW=Soldier: get a clue
[22:41] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: I dont like that word
[22:42] =GW=Soldier: what are u gonna do
[22:42] =GW=Soldier: hack me?
[22:42] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: no
[22:43] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: I'm not going to hack you at all
[22:44] =GW=Soldier: why
[22:44] =GW=Soldier: BECAUSE YOU DONT KNOW HOW
[22:44] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: no not at all
[22:44] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: you wish that was the reason
[22:44] =GW=Soldier: no
[22:44] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: YET
[22:44] =GW=Soldier: i know thats the reason
[22:44] =GW=Soldier: u wish it wasnt
[22:44] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: wishes never come true
[22:48] =GW=Soldier: only a dumbass
[22:48] =GW=Soldier: would take money out of a bank
[22:48] =GW=Soldier: and put it back
[22:48] =GW=Soldier: if they could hack
[22:48] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: like a great man once said
[22:48] =GW=Soldier: you cant hack
[22:48] =GW=Soldier: so it doesnt really matter
[22:48] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: some people just want to watch the world burn
[22:48] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: I am one of those people
[22:49] =GW=Soldier: wow
[22:49] =GW=Soldier: way to quote a movie
[22:49] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: yea
[22:49] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: well he was telling the truth
[22:50] =GW=Soldier: ok
[22:50] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: lets put it this way
[22:50] =GW=Soldier: ima give u a term
[22:50] =GW=Soldier: and i want u to tell me what it is
[22:50] =GW=Soldier: in like 5 seconds
[22:50] =GW=Soldier: no google
[22:50] =GW=Soldier: ok
[22:50] =GW=Soldier: ready/
[22:50] =GW=Soldier: ?
[22:50] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: fire away bitch
[22:50] =GW=Soldier: proxy
[22:50] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: no thanx
[22:51] =GW=Soldier: lol
[22:51] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht:
[22:51] =GW=Soldier: i thought so
[22:51] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: proximity
[22:51] =GW=Soldier: um
[22:51] =GW=Soldier: no
[22:51] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: of course you would choose a word with many meanings
[22:51] =GW=Soldier: lmfao
[22:51] =GW=Soldier: way to prove
[22:51] =GW=Soldier: u dont know shit
[22:52] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: oh i know shit
[22:52] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: you just chose a bad word
[22:52] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: i forgive you
[22:52] =GW=Soldier: um
[22:52] =GW=Soldier: no
[22:52] =GW=Soldier: any noob hacker
[22:52] =GW=Soldier: would be able to answer that
[22:52] =GW=Soldier: and most non hackers
[22:52] =GW=Soldier: who are still noobs to computers
[22:52] =GW=Soldier: know what they are
[22:53] =GW=Soldier: do u know what telnet is
[22:54] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: do you know what a botnet is?
[22:54] =GW=Soldier: you cant answer a question
[22:54] =GW=Soldier: with a seperate question
[22:54] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: I just did
[22:54] =GW=Soldier: um
[22:54] =GW=Soldier: no
[22:54] =GW=Soldier: telnet
[22:54] =GW=Soldier: is nothing like a botnet
[22:55] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: -.-
[22:55] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: im not stupid
[22:55] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: just dont like stupid questions
[22:55] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: gimme something hard
[22:55] =GW=Soldier: lol
[22:55] =GW=Soldier: see the problem is
[22:55] =GW=Soldier: botneet
[22:55] =GW=Soldier: botnet
[22:55] =GW=Soldier: is even easier than telnet
[22:55] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: true
[22:55] =GW=Soldier: so your the one asking stupid questions
[22:56] =GW=Soldier: because you know soo little
[22:56] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: but you see telnets take some preperation
[22:56] =GW=Soldier: lmfao
[22:56] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: botnets just go up like its nothing
[22:56] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: making business hard to come by : \
[22:57] =GW=Soldier: you should really quit typing
[22:57] =GW=Soldier: while your ahead
[22:57] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: : )
[22:57] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: i know my shit
[22:57] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: i just dont like answering to random people
[22:57] =GW=Soldier: you proved otherwiase
[22:57] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: just now I gave you my first real answer
[22:57] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: so take it
[22:57] =GW=Soldier: what real answer?
[22:58] =GW=Soldier: [22:56] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: but you see telnets take some preperation
[22:56] =GW=Soldier: lmfao
[22:56] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: botnets just go up like its nothing
[22:58] =GW=Soldier: ]?
[22:58] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: yea
[22:58] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: : )
[22:58] =GW=Soldier: unfortunatly for u
[22:58] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: they do
[22:58] =GW=Soldier: your wrong
[22:58] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: no i am not
[22:58] =GW=Soldier: yes you are
[22:58] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: have you ever been to russia?
[22:59] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: 3 year olds know what a telnet is
[22:59] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: 3 year olds know what fuckin proxy is
[22:59] =GW=Soldier: ?
[22:59] =GW=Soldier: um
[22:59] =GW=Soldier: u answered fucking wrong
[22:59] =GW=Soldier: so your a 2 year old?
[22:59] =GW=Soldier: and its not "a telnet"
[23:00] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: no shit
[23:00] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: that was a typo
[23:00] =GW=Soldier: nice
[23:00] =GW=Soldier: multiple typos
[23:00] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: yesh
[23:00] =GW=Soldier: [22:56] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: but you see telnets take some preperation
[23:00] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: I did say some...
[23:00] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: lol
[23:00] =GW=Soldier: u said "telnets"
[23:00] =GW=Soldier: plural
[23:00] =GW=Soldier: as in
[23:01] =GW=Soldier: you think telnet
[23:01] =GW=Soldier: is a net
[23:01] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: no
[23:01] =GW=Soldier: telnet is a networking program noob
[23:01] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: I know telnet is not a net
[23:01] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: no shit?
[23:01] =GW=Soldier: which makes your "real answer"
[23:01] =GW=Soldier: very dumb
[23:01] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: lol
[23:01] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: networking programs take some preperation
[23:02] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: 2 seconds and some good porn
[23:02] =GW=Soldier: um
[23:02] =GW=Soldier: lmfao
[23:02] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: : )
[23:02] =GW=Soldier: telnet is not a visual program
[23:02] =GW=Soldier: it is text based
[23:02] =GW=Soldier: gj
[23:02] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: .....
[23:02] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: you need 2 seconds worth of porn
[23:02] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: jesus ur a real winner
[23:03] =GW=Soldier: your the dumbass that tried to say your a hacker
[23:03] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: tried?
[23:03] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: i said it
[23:03] =GW=Soldier: tried
[23:03] =GW=Soldier: i didnt believe u
[23:03] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: text based networking
[23:03] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: lol
[23:04] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: stay away from pdf's
[23:04] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: and antivirus 2k9
[23:04] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: my only advice
[23:04] =GW=Soldier: well duh
[23:04] =GW=Soldier: that program is a virus
[23:04] =GW=Soldier: and pdfs
[23:04] =GW=Soldier: i have no 0problem with
[23:04] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: lol
[23:04] =GW=Soldier: if you do
[23:05] =GW=Soldier: you fucked it up somehow
[23:05] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: no i have no problems
[23:05] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: I just bugged some
[23:05] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: you dont read tech news do you?
[23:05] =GW=Soldier: mhm
[23:05] =GW=Soldier: because pdf files
[23:05] =GW=Soldier: are read
[23:05] =GW=Soldier: not executed
[23:05] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: lol
[23:05] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: but still
[23:05] =GW=Soldier: u cant have a trojan pdf (simple google would prove im wrong here)
[23:05] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: true (the expert hacker agrees with incorrect dumbass me?)
[23:06] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: but who said it was hidden?
[23:06] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: more like sloppily attatched
[23:06] =GW=Soldier: you
[23:06] =GW=Soldier: are one
[23:06] =GW=Soldier: stupid motherfucker
[23:06] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: haha
[23:06] =GW=Soldier: go tell someone who is stupider than you are
[23:06] =GW=Soldier: that u can hack
[23:06] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: you dont realise do you?
[23:06] =GW=Soldier: they might actually believe u
[23:07] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: this is not urndeepsh
[23:07] =GW=Soldier: haha
[23:07] =GW=Soldier: what
[23:07] =GW=Soldier: its her brother?
[23:07] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: his brother : )
[23:07] =GW=Soldier: lol
[23:07] =GW=Soldier: how did i know your dumbass would say that
[23:07] =GW=Soldier: but
[23:07] =GW=Soldier: most 12 year olds make up
[23:07] =GW=Soldier: that they have a brother typing the shit
[23:07] =GW=Soldier: to get out of what they have said
[23:08] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: lol no seriously
[23:08] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: he's out having a smoke right now
[23:08] =GW=Soldier: lol no seriously
[23:08] =GW=Soldier: if u were his brother
[23:08] =GW=Soldier: u wouldent have told me
[23:08] =GW=Soldier: most siblings would love to make their brother look like a dumbass
[23:08] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: I dont know jack shit about computers
[23:10] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: can u teach me how to hack?
[23:10] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: he wont
[23:10] ‡Pro‡ urndeepsht: please?

Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:34 am

Lol, you've spent an hour on that kid. Was it really worth it?

Professional Knifer Posts : 280 Join date : 2008-07-29

I was doing other things while I was doing that.

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&#48107&#48107&am wrote:: Lol, you've spent an hour on that kid. Was it really worth it?

I'd say so

Professional Knifer Posts : 280 Join date : 2008-07-29

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Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:07 pm

[22:05] Darkne55: crushing my skull and ending my life
[22:05] Darkne55: brb
[22:05] Odin: break a leg

Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Thu Apr 16, 2009 12:24 pm

LOL fuck. I've known urndeep for like evvvvver.
i lol'd at the brother part.

Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Thu Apr 16, 2009 12:27 pm

odin wrote:: ...
Everyone thinks I hack..

i just lol'd to that too.

Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:00 pm

I don't get it :>

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