Funny Quotes

odin wrote:

Sapraedon wrote:

I move my Space Marines 6".
I am within 12" of Imperial Guard Troopers.
Firing rapid fire bolters x 6. 12 S4 shots hitting on a 3+
Wounding on a 3+
1 plasma pistol shot hitting on a 3+
Insta Kill.

I just had some tea.

Lipton?

[15:01:00] *QC* Jiakle -> and im Quebecois, i i have the english language in my asss

[15:03:57] *QC* Jiakle -> and ass hole got luck

Soldier wrote:

[15:01:00] *QC* Jiakle -> and im Quebecois, i i have the english language in my asss

[15:03:57] *QC* Jiakle -> and ass hole got luck

I WAS THERE! that was hilarious

-vK- SkA JuNKy: hey ya there?
D_T_A: sup
-vK- SkA JuNKy: you'll just make about fuckin anyone who hasnt had pbbans an admin, dont you?
D_T_A: what the fuck are u talking about
-vK- SkA JuNKy: im talking about all the fucking retards you two make an admin
D_T_A: first of all
D_T_A: thats is not your fucking bussiness
-vK- SkA JuNKy: its everyones fucking bussiness who gets on the server and has to put up with their dumb asses
D_T_A: we can assign any admins whoever we want to
-vK- SkA JuNKy: rofl you make anyone and EVERYONE an admin
D_T_A: like i said its not your fucking bussiness
-vK- SkA JuNKy: your fucking up your own god damn server
D_T_A: if you got problem with that
D_T_A: you can kissmyass
-vK- SkA JuNKy: fuck you
D_T_A: no
D_T_A: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
-vK- SkA JuNKy: no
-vK- SkA JuNKy: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-vK- SkA JuNKy: hahahha bitch
-vK- SkA JuNKy: deal with it
D_T_A: hahahaha
D_T_A: my ass
D_T_A: who the fuck u think u are
D_T_A: u act like u own the server
-vK- SkA JuNKy: who ever the fuck i want to be
-vK- SkA JuNKy: no i act like i care about your piece of shit server
D_T_A: lwell go ahead fuck your mama
-vK- SkA JuNKy: well you can go ahead and fuck your dad
-vK- SkA JuNKy: faggot
D_T_A: my ass
-vK- SkA JuNKy: your ass your ass, come up with a new comeback bitch
D_T_A: go ahead suck your mama sorry ass tits.....................hahaha
D_T_A: sorry ass bitch
-vK- SkA JuNKy: lol....
-vK- SkA JuNKy: anyways, fuck you and your lame ass jokes
D_T_A: keep sucking your tumb bitch
-vK- SkA JuNKy: im glad, your server is a piece of shit
-vK- SkA JuNKy: you and tong can go suck each other fucking 2 inch dicks
-vK- SkA JuNKy: fucking queers
D_T_A: sorry ass server?????????????
D_T_A: everybody likes our server
-vK- SkA JuNKy: everybody likes your server because they know the two in charge of it are dumb fucks
-vK- SkA JuNKy: ahhahahahah
D_T_A: so go ahead find another server thats gonnna accept a retard like u
-vK- SkA JuNKy: lol
-vK- SkA JuNKy: well you can suck my fat dick



this was a conversation between me and hawk before i was banned from every damn kma server for life, it was a while ago but i just felt like putting it up.

countersnipe wrote:

D_T_A: everybody likes our server
-vK- SkA JuNKy: everybody likes your server because they know the two in charge of it are dumb fucks

hahahahahaha he got schooled...

rofl!!!!!!!!!!! KMA now has dumbass adims like yesterday their were two noobs shooting and a adim was on i told him to ban he did not do shit ''NOOB ADIMS!!!!!!!!''

[16:24] : my stomache feels it there
[16:25] : fuck peer pressure
[16:25] : i aint
[16:25] head say acid: do it
[16:25] head say acid: do it
[16:25] head say acid: down it
[16:25] : haha no way
[16:25] : the taste wont leave my throat
[16:26] head say acid: is your throat sore?

btw that's sphinx with his blank name hah

wow i can completely relate to that dude... he tried to do stuff when you talk to him

countersnipe wrote:

wow i can completely relate to that dude... he tried to do stuff when you talk to him

nice sig

[17:34] =Ĝ\ʎ/= þƳĒƢǬģ♥: so what do you plan on doing
[17:34] =Ĝ\ʎ/= þƳĒƢǬģ♥: stay clanless? join odin
[17:34] xCHIx: Join Odin?
[17:34] xCHIx: What do you think I am?
[17:34] xCHIx: A faggot?
[17:34] =Ĝ\ʎ/= þƳĒƢǬģ♥:
[17:34] =Ĝ\ʎ/= þƳĒƢǬģ♥: lol

ha ha
ha
ha

That explains why there are so many noob admins... And you know what? That's not even the real KmA clan... I think what they're trying to do is give KmA a bad name.

crystalsnow wrote:

That explains why there are so many noob admins... And you know what? That's not even the real KmA clan... I think what they're trying to do is give KmA a bad name.

lmao yup, they're just fucking copy cats and they know it too, that's the really sad part.

countersnipe wrote:

crystalsnow wrote:

That explains why there are so many noob admins... And you know what? That's not even the real KmA clan... I think what they're trying to do is give KmA a bad name.

lmao yup, they're just fucking copy cats and they know it too, that's the really sad part.

The worst part is that most the members don't know that. So it's not really ALL their fault, it's the two dipshits running the server. They don''t even have a website.

well i know they did have a website running sinse i visited it before, but everything is so fucked up about it and nothing works on their website for some reason. IDK the whole clan is just a mess, i wouldn't even call it a clan personally, just house keepers. They keep the servers *somewhat* under control while hawk n tong aren't there.

The real KmA clan here http://www.kma-clan.com/ doesn't even have a bf2142 sever, so you know they're copycats (the ones with the server).

Anyways, back on topic, people kept shooting my beacon today.

Anger ensued.

(In game on KmA server)

=PoW= crystalsnow|: HEY!
=PoW= crystalsnow|: NOW I'M PISSED!
=PoW= crystalsnow|: STOP SHOOTING MY BEACON YOU NOOBS!
=PoW= crystalsnow|: YOU FUCK WITH MY BEACON YOU FUCK ME!

I kinda forgot a "with" in their.

fag

i actually thought crystal was a chick at first... with the whole crystal... and the snow... and the snow lion... ya know

EDIT: the real kma clan did have a 2142 server but their members stopped coming on and the server had to be shut down.

Crystals tight, boi. Though I have no idea what the fuck his site is.

odin wrote:

Crystals tight, boi. Though I have no idea what the fuck his site is.

LMAO i didn't think you were that close with crystal dude.

odin wrote:

Crystals a "tight" boi. Though I have no idea what the fuck his site is.

countersnipe wrote:

I will point out that what you said, out of context, could be miscontrued as you seeming to be a homosexual to hide my own lust for other men

-fixed

ITT: One person who cannot interpret English in a correct manner and attempts to frame another for his homosexual tendencies.

Sapraedon wrote:

ITT: One person who cannot interpret English in a correct manner and attempts to frame another for his homosexual tendencies.

i try my best

countersnipe wrote:

Sapraedon wrote:

ITT: One person who cannot interpret English in a correct manner and attempts to frame another for his homosexual tendencies.

i try my best

Ya, you gotta give him point for trying.

Sap is obviously trolling again but counter doesn't get the concept