Why so SERIOUS!

In the beginning there was Darkness...and unto him came, from the knifers edge - the glimmer of a clown upon the reflection of his blade, from the darkness wence he came, came the Maniacle Laughter.

The clown approached him from the shadows and said...

You wanna know how I got these scars? My father…was…a drinker, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off craaazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn’t like that. Not…one…BIT. So…me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me…and he says…”WHY SO SERIOUS?”. He comes at me with the knife…”WHY SO SERIOUS?!”. Sticks the blade in my mouth…”LET’S PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE!”…aaaand…why so serious?

The body count was high, screams deffenning, BANS were countless.
In the end, The Dark Knight smoked his meth and The Jokers smile became smug, knowing he's way more awsomer than all of you MAGGOTS.

This is the epic story of what happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object.


...Why so serious?

Do you wanna know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can’t savor all the… little… emotions. In… you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?